Carol Vorderman

Would you shag Carol?

  • Yes...Like a tramp on chips

    Votes: 316 82.1%
  • No...Not even with yours

    Votes: 33 8.6%
  • Meh

    Votes: 32 8.3%
  • Question not applicable, I'm greenbaggyskin, and I play the pink oboe

    Votes: 4 1.0%

  • Total voters
I could catch her out, make her recite the Imperial spanner sizes whilst I was knocking on the back door, clever bastard.
That she's a 58-year old slapper with a phat ass trying to convince everyone (and herself) that she's a 28-year old slapper with a phat ass?
You do know how to spell FAT and ARSE I presume.

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