Carol Vorderman

Would you shag Carol?

  • Yes...Like a tramp on chips

    Votes: 311 81.6%
  • No...Not even with yours

    Votes: 34 8.9%
  • Meh

    Votes: 32 8.4%
  • Question not applicable, I'm greenbaggyskin, and I play the pink oboe

    Votes: 4 1.0%

  • Total voters
I don't want to disappoint Carol but if Suzanna Ried calls and begs me for a red hot no holes barred bang session in a jacuzzi full of champagne I would have to put Carol on hold.

Just making that clear in case it happens.
In every posed picture she looks like she is holding her breath. Just breath out ya fat ****
Can't remember what was being advertised, but the one with the model, Chinese(?), sashaying her way to the lift, then when the doors shut on her she exhaled, and all the buttons flew off everywhere.

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