Carol Vorderman

Would you shag Carol?

  • Yes...Like a tramp on chips

    Votes: 299 82.1%
  • No...Not even with yours

    Votes: 31 8.5%
  • Meh

    Votes: 30 8.2%
  • Question not applicable, I'm greenbaggyskin, and I play the pink oboe

    Votes: 4 1.1%

  • Total voters
    364
I hope so, I hate the ones that smell like coconut bodywash or whatever, also the ones that reek of a tin of pilchards, just that nice "after gym" smell is fine !
Was it not Napoleon, in a message to Josephine who wrote

I shall be returning in a few days, don't wash!
 

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There's a joke in there somewhere about a heaving deck of seamen, and doing it girly style.

Give me a couple of hours and I'll get back to you.
He can't reply with his mouth full.
 

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AlienFTM

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Looks like she's on Celebrity Crystal Maze next Friday night, presumably wearing not-dissimilar attire. Hopefully a size too small. Do hope she does a get wet challenge.
 

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