Carol Vorderman

Would you shag Carol?

  • Yes...Like a tramp on chips

    Votes: 311 81.6%
  • No...Not even with yours

    Votes: 34 8.9%
  • Meh

    Votes: 32 8.4%
  • Question not applicable, I'm greenbaggyskin, and I play the pink oboe

    Votes: 4 1.0%

  • Total voters
    381
Someone on Arrse must have gone the extra mile and taken her for the team?
If not I offer my services, don't mind sloppy 2nd's
 
There isn’t a flooring system in the world that could cope.
You wouldn't need one.

If word got out that CV was going to walk from Land's End to John O'Groats in that order of dress, she'd be able to do the whole distance stepping only the backs of an army of supine middle-aged males . . . . :thumleft:
 

Mattb

LE
26 miles, in a single day, in the Brecon Beacons, even if lightly burdened, and on a beautiful day, counts as something more than 'wankery', you fcking churl.

Have a nice day.
Beautiful day? Are we thinking of the same Brecon Beacons?
 
You wouldn't need one.

If word got out that CV was going to walk from Land's End to John O'Groats in that order of dress, she'd be able to do the whole distance stepping only the backs of an army of supine middle-aged males . . . . :thumleft:
Update.

Recent evidence suggests that some such gentlemen would catch buses to ensure that they got walked on at multiple stages in the journey.

Yes,@WolvoExPunk , @TamH70 and @Alec_Lomas , I am indeed looking at you!! :thumleft:
 

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