Carol Vorderman

Would you shag Carol?

  • Yes...Like a tramp on chips

    Votes: 321 81.1%
  • No...Not even with yours

    Votes: 38 9.6%
  • Meh

    Votes: 33 8.3%
  • Question not applicable, I'm greenbaggyskin, and I play the pink oboe

    Votes: 4 1.0%

  • Total voters
    396
Au contraire. I'd rather be aboard Ms Kelly than the Vorderstein...much less risk of the plastic melting with the friction :)
The plastic thing is entirely a product of your imagination, and unsubstantiated.

The putty-like flesh of the Kelly thing is a matter of fact - substantiated by her own selfies.

Rather you than me, mate :-D
 

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Au contraire. I'd rather be aboard Ms Kelly than the Vorderstein...much less risk of the plastic melting with the friction :)
It would make a nice 'sandwich' though :p
 
I'm finding that photo more difficult to masturbate to than usual
It's a picture of a woman who's pushing 60. She's had tit and bum enhancement and no doubt stuff done to her face. (Probably a lot of what you're thinking too)

Why she has to try to look 30-something rather than get old gracefully is ridiculous - she obviously is quite a way past her 30s as proved here.
 
I'm finding that photo more difficult to masturbate to than usual
Step aside, you preening Jessie, and make way for a myopic 64 year old with a lob-on you could use to overturn a truck.

And hand me a black hoodie: traditional dress for when you ride a stolen moped :-D
 
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