Carol Vorderman

Would you shag Carol?

  • Yes...Like a tramp on chips

    Votes: 270 82.3%
  • No...Not even with yours

    Votes: 28 8.5%
  • Meh

    Votes: 26 7.9%
  • Question not applicable, I'm greenbaggyskin, and I play the pink oboe

    Votes: 4 1.2%

  • Total voters
    328
Bingo Wings, and look at the state of the back of her hands! It'd be like watching your gran give you a hand-job.


Oh, hang-on.
So, tell me. What is it like getting a hand job off your gran?
 
An improvement on one off his Grandad I would think.
Grand-da had Parkinsons, Granny Alzheimers. One was better than the other, the other would quite happily tug away all day.
 
So, tell me. What is it like getting a hand job off your gran?
Bearing in mind she is just a little older than me...I think I could handle a night of slippery, naked cuddles and an overdose of Viagra.
 

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