Carol Vorderman

Would you shag Carol?

  • Yes...Like a tramp on chips

    Votes: 272 82.2%
  • No...Not even with yours

    Votes: 28 8.5%
  • Meh

    Votes: 27 8.2%
  • Question not applicable, I'm greenbaggyskin, and I play the pink oboe

    Votes: 4 1.2%

  • Total voters
    331
The local constabulary would need to prise her from my cold, dead hands. Good luck trying to peel me off that.
Bingo Wings, and look at the state of the back of her hands! It'd be like watching your gran give you a hand-job.


Oh, hang-on.
 
Bingo Wings, and look at the state of the back of her hands! It'd be like watching your gran give you a hand-job.


Oh, hang-on.
Things are never good enough for some people. She's a lady - a mature, filthy cougar of a lady. She's perfectly shaped. She's good at maths. And she's got a husky voice.

If she looks like someone's gran giving me a hand job, it's good enough for me.
 
Things are never good enough for some people. She's a lady - a mature, filthy cougar of a lady. She's perfectly shaped. She's good at maths. And she's got a husky voice.

If she looks like someone's gran giving me a hand job, it's good enough for me.
And she's a multi millionaire so should be able to stand a round
 

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