Problem is she’s not interested in being a keeper. She’d run you as one of multiple occasional and you’d always be stirring someone else’s porridge.You say not a keeper, I can honestly say she will have more than my 170 quid in the bank right now, so keeper it is. Oh Carol.......I am but a fool, but Carol come and ride my tool (oh and pop to cashpoint on the way sweets theres a love )
As the French would say Je nais give a fcuk pas . Better than cracking one off to a crusty old copy of Fiesta.Problem is she’s not interested in being a keeper. She’d run you as one of multiple occasional and you’d always be stirring someone else’s porridge.
Plus, she’s not got much of a shelf life. There’s are no fillers, silicone or other preservatives that are going to keep it looking and smelling anything but mutton for more than a few years.
I could be Helen's toy boy and Andie's suave daddySadly, I don't think we can any longer hold Helen Mirren up as a comparator...
Dame Helen, 76, and Andie, 64, were radiant as they giggled, hugged and even had a dance together on Friday as they made a spectacular appearance at the Mother and Son premiere during Cannes.www.dailymail.co.uk