Carol Vorderman

[Rapierman]

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I did warn her that it's not massive but you won't like it up your arrse dry........Never believed me!!!!!!!

 

[Electromagnetic]

I did warn her that it's not massive but you won't like it up your arrse dry........Never believed me!!!!!!!

Cod almighty but that's a waste of mackerel. Presumably Carol meant fillet, rather than fill it.

 

[Rapierman]

She meant fill it, I shall find the capers and make my own special sauce tartare.

 

[bobthebuilder]

You say not a keeper, I can honestly say she will have more than my 170 quid in the bank right now, so keeper it is. Oh Carol.......I am but a fool, but Carol come and ride my tool (oh and pop to cashpoint on the way sweets theres a love )

Problem is she’s not interested in being a keeper. She’d run you as one of multiple occasional and you’d always be stirring someone else’s porridge.

Plus, she’s not got much of a shelf life. There’s are no fillers, silicone or other preservatives that are going to keep it looking and smelling anything but mutton for more than a few years.

 

[Rapierman]

Problem is she’s not interested in being a keeper. She’d run you as one of multiple occasional and you’d always be stirring someone else’s porridge.

Plus, she’s not got much of a shelf life. There’s are no fillers, silicone or other preservatives that are going to keep it looking and smelling anything but mutton for more than a few years.

As the French would say Je nais give a fcuk pas . Better than cracking one off to a crusty old copy of Fiesta.

 

[Rapierman]

As the French would say Je nais give a fcuk pas . Better than cracking one off to a crusty old copy of Fiesta.

Saying that there is a new recipe gripfill I saw the other day, spotted it while getting some ties. Do i pump it in first or after?

 

[Cold_Collation]

Sadly, I don't think we can any longer hold Helen Mirren up as a comparator...

Helen Mirren and Andie MacDowell DANCE at Mother And Son premiere

Dame Helen, 76, and Andie, 64, were radiant as they giggled, hugged and even had a dance together on Friday as they made a spectacular appearance at the Mother and Son premiere during Cannes.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[single malt]

Sadly, I don't think we can any longer hold Helen Mirren up as a comparator...

Helen Mirren and Andie MacDowell DANCE at Mother And Son premiere

Dame Helen, 76, and Andie, 64, were radiant as they giggled, hugged and even had a dance together on Friday as they made a spectacular appearance at the Mother and Son premiere during Cannes.

www.dailymail.co.uk

I could be Helen's toy boy and Andie's suave daddy

 

[vvaannmmaann]

As the French would say Je nais give a fcuk pas . Better than cracking one off to a crusty old copy of Fiesta.

I laminated all of mine.

 

[ancienturion]

Sadly, I don't think we can any longer hold Helen Mirren up as a comparator...

Good

 

[Truxx]

I laminated all of mine.

Is that a euphemism?

 

[ex_colonial]

vvaannmmaann said:
I laminated all of mine.

Is that a euphemism?

for making them look like "plasterers radios"?

 

[aardvark64]

vvaannmmaann said:
I laminated all of mine.



for making them look like "plasterers radios"?

Wipe-clean surface, what's not to like?

 

[syrup]

I laminated all of mine.

Squaddies and ex Squaddies laminate everything.
We've a few ex at our place the Laminator machine is on 24/7 as they feed endless reams of paper through it

God help us all if they have to write something and there isn't a ruler to hand

 

[Teeblerone]

'Nice' biscuits work well apparently!

What, as some kind of topping or crust? Like an apple crumble?

 

[Teeblerone]

I did warn her that it's not massive but you won't like it up your arrse dry........Never believed me!!!!!!!

George Melly & The Stranglers walt

 

[vvaannmmaann]

Is that a euphemism?

No it’s a process of using plastic and heat to encapsulate documents.

 

[ExAuxBalloonCorps]

No it’s a process of using plastic and heat to encapsulate documents.

Mumble mumble Fablon mumble in my day mumble mumble youngsters these days mumble mumble don’t know they’re born mumble.

 

[Truxx]

No it’s a process of using plastic and heat to encapsulate documents.

Course it is.

 

[wasteofrations2]

What, as some kind of topping or crust? Like an apple crumble?

Hopefully, not made by Baldrick.