Carol Vorderman

Would you shag Carol?

  • Yes...Like a tramp on chips

    Votes: 455 77.5%
  • No...Not even with yours

    Votes: 65 11.1%
  • Meh

    Votes: 62 10.6%
  • Question not applicable, I'm greenbaggyskin, and I play the pink oboe

    Votes: 5 0.9%

  • Total voters
    587
You say not a keeper, I can honestly say she will have more than my 170 quid in the bank right now, so keeper it is. Oh Carol.......I am but a fool, but Carol come and ride my tool (oh and pop to cashpoint on the way sweets theres a love )
Problem is she’s not interested in being a keeper. She’d run you as one of multiple occasional and you’d always be stirring someone else’s porridge.

Plus, she’s not got much of a shelf life. There’s are no fillers, silicone or other preservatives that are going to keep it looking and smelling anything but mutton for more than a few years.
 
Problem is she’s not interested in being a keeper. She’d run you as one of multiple occasional and you’d always be stirring someone else’s porridge.

Plus, she’s not got much of a shelf life. There’s are no fillers, silicone or other preservatives that are going to keep it looking and smelling anything but mutton for more than a few years.
As the French would say Je nais give a fcuk pas . Better than cracking one off to a crusty old copy of Fiesta.
 

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