Carol Vorderman

[Truxx]

Has she just swallowed a load?

A load improved by the imbibement of a decent quantity of zinc supplement and pineapple juice?

Apparently?

 

[bobthebuilder]

A load improved by the imbibement of a decent quantity of zinc supplement and pineapple juice?

Apparently?

Presumably that’s why she’s licking it all up.

The old trout looks like she’s just finished a porn scene. The only thing missing is licking her fingers.

Which reinforces my vote at the top of the thread. I would.

 

[Rapierman]

Enough of your Hermer talk...

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I don't get all the slagging off, honest if you wouldn't rattle her in to next week and beyond, get to the bus stop wait for the pink bus to Brighton with your best Jimmy Somerville collection on repeat play.

 

[Truxx]

Presumably that’s why she’s licking it all up.

The old trout looks like she’s just finished a porn scene. The only thing missing is licking her fingers.

Which reinforces my vote at the top of the thread. I would.

You say that as if it is a bad thing

 

[bobthebuilder]

You say that as if it is a bad thing

Quite the opposite.

I reckon she’d be an epic shag and would make a great addition to a portfolio of occasionals. Not a keeper though.

 

[Syledis]

A load improved by the imbibement of a decent quantity of zinc supplement and pineapple juice?

Apparently?

I thought it was kiwi fruit you needed to eat

 

[Pagan-Image]

I thought it was kiwi fruit you needed to eat

'Nice' biscuits work well apparently!

 

[Chef]

'Nice' biscuits work well apparently!

Is that why the foul things exist?

 

[Pagan-Image]

Is that why the foul things exist?

Dunky Dunky

 

[Chef]

Dunky Dunky

For some reason that sounds absolutely obscene.

 

[Pagan-Image]

For some reason that sounds absolutely obscene.

Depends on what your dunking into whom!

 

[ex_colonial]

More f***ing hermer talk..

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This would be me ....

 

[ex_colonial]

Presumably that’s why she’s licking it all up.

The old trout looks like she’s just finished a porn scene. The only thing missing is licking her fingers.

Which reinforces my vote at the top of the thread. I would.

A bit like this bird

The Benefits Of Drinking Semen - Tracy Kiss

A shot of semen each morning has so many benefits for men and women alike and I've welcomed it positively into my daily routine!

www.tracykiss.com

snip "I drink a protein shake every morning before going to the gym and thanks to my friend kindly donating his semen to me I now have a naturally healthy dose of natural vitamins and minerals that I can add to it

incidentally a friend of mine told me he gets loads of BJ's as he always tells his squeeze that the proteins & minerals in it helps enhance & firm their breasts!!

 

[ExAuxBalloonCorps]

Couplement

But we’ve been barely introduced

 

[Rapierman]

Quite the opposite.

I reckon she’d be an epic shag and would make a great addition to a portfolio of occasionals. Not a keeper though.

You say not a keeper, I can honestly say she will have more than my 170 quid in the bank right now, so keeper it is. Oh Carol.......I am but a fool, but Carol come and ride my tool (oh and pop to cashpoint on the way sweets theres a love )

 

[Biggish]

When my eldest was tiny, she’d burst into tears whenever Vorderman appeared on the telly. Which in the late 90’s was every 5 minutes.
On that basis, I wouldn’t touch her with a bag of stolen dicks.
And from people who’ve met her in and around Bristol, she’s also a bit of a diva, to put it mildly.

 

[WolvoExPunk]

 

[Kirkz]

When my eldest was tiny, she’d burst into tears whenever Vorderman appeared on the telly. Which in the late 90’s was every 5 minutes.
On that basis, I wouldn’t touch her with a bag of stolen dicks.
And from people who’ve met her in and around Bristol, she’s also a bit of a diva, to put it mildly.

I'm up for being her muff diva.

 

[Rapierman]

I'm up for being her muff diva.

Well it will probably smell better than skips, unless full of mackerel

 

[Electromagnetic]