Carol Vorderman

Would you shag Carol?

  • Yes...Like a tramp on chips

    Votes: 456 77.6%
  • No...Not even with yours

    Votes: 65 11.1%
  • Meh

    Votes: 62 10.5%
  • Question not applicable, I'm greenbaggyskin, and I play the pink oboe

    Votes: 5 0.9%

  • Total voters
    588
A load improved by the imbibement of a decent quantity of zinc supplement and pineapple juice?

Apparently?
Presumably that’s why she’s licking it all up.

The old trout looks like she’s just finished a porn scene. The only thing missing is licking her fingers.

Which reinforces my vote at the top of the thread. I would.
 
More f***ing hermer talk..

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Presumably that’s why she’s licking it all up.

The old trout looks like she’s just finished a porn scene. The only thing missing is licking her fingers.

Which reinforces my vote at the top of the thread. I would.


A bit like this bird


snip "I drink a protein shake every morning before going to the gym and thanks to my friend kindly donating his semen to me I now have a naturally healthy dose of natural vitamins and minerals that I can add to it

incidentally a friend of mine told me he gets loads of BJ's as he always tells his squeeze that the proteins & minerals in it helps enhance & firm their breasts!!
 
Quite the opposite.

I reckon she’d be an epic shag and would make a great addition to a portfolio of occasionals. Not a keeper though.
You say not a keeper, I can honestly say she will have more than my 170 quid in the bank right now, so keeper it is. Oh Carol.......I am but a fool, but Carol come and ride my tool (oh and pop to cashpoint on the way sweets theres a love )
 

Biggish

Old-Salt
When my eldest was tiny, she’d burst into tears whenever Vorderman appeared on the telly. Which in the late 90’s was every 5 minutes.
On that basis, I wouldn’t touch her with a bag of stolen dicks.
And from people who’ve met her in and around Bristol, she’s also a bit of a diva, to put it mildly.
 

Kirkz

LE
Book Reviewer
When my eldest was tiny, she’d burst into tears whenever Vorderman appeared on the telly. Which in the late 90’s was every 5 minutes.
On that basis, I wouldn’t touch her with a bag of stolen dicks.
And from people who’ve met her in and around Bristol, she’s also a bit of a diva, to put it mildly.
I'm up for being her muff diva.
 
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