Carol Vorderman

[retread2]

One theory is it may refer his inability to get a 'boner'. Not good for a Viking's reputation.

No problems, covered under 'groupings and tasks'. Excused rape, but i/c pillage.

 

[re-stilly]

Enough of your Hermer talk...

 

[ex_colonial]

Hands like Mary Berry's

WTF is looking at her hands?

 

[ex_colonial]

I never knew there were so many Perry Como's on Arrse.

well to a lot of us "elderly" chaps any hole is a goal, but just not another chaps hole!!

 

[ExAuxBalloonCorps]

Enough of your Hermer talk...

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The Greens will be apoplectic with all that plastic on the beach.

 

[ex_colonial]

At the university here, we have, as you may imagine, people from all over the globe. Next to my building is the Faculty of Modern and Mediaeval languages, and a very good friend of mine in my building is Chinese. These friends took great pleasure in pointing out to me the various " mystic" tattoos that a lot of people wear. And took enormous satisfaction in, for example, the Chinese symbols, explaining that far from being mystic or whatever, they were mostly garbage. One young lady had what she thought was a series of writings that promised good fortune and honoured her past, whilst it actually read 'crispy duck and wonton soup' And, a would be Viking had a series of runes that basically said he was a ladies front bottom.

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[ex_colonial]

Ah, Cnut.

Didn't he have trouble with the tide once?

 

[ExAuxBalloonCorps]

Didn't he have trouble with the tide once?

Only coz his missus didn’t have a box of OMO at hand to stick in the window.

 

[Mr_Fingerz]

Only coz his missus didn’t have a box of OMO at hand to stick in the window.

ISWYDT

 

[re-stilly]

More f***ing hermer talk..

 

[Truxx]

In one place where I worked, we had one uber-styler walk in one day wearing a t-shirt with large Japanese writing on it.

We also had a guy in the office who had a Japanese wife and was fluent. I asked him quietly to look at the t-shirt and tell me what it said.

He took one glance and muttered to me, “It’s the washing instructions.”

I wonder if it said "wash in tide"*


*Charlie Williams circa 1974

 

[woopert]

More f***ing hermer talk..

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she could have tided herself up after I gave her the best 10 seconds of her life...

 

[old_fat_and_hairy]

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I didn't say I could read it.

 

[GrumpyWasTooCheerful]

I didn't say I could read it.

Let me: Carol takes up the starfish?

 

[Electromagnetic]

She’s very ‘beamy’ with a large tumblehome to match.

I thought you were going to mention filling / compliment

 

[surfincivi]

I thought you were going to mention filling / compliment

Vessels are filled with seamen, the compliment .

 

[ExAuxBalloonCorps]

Vessels are filled with seamen, the compliment .

Complement.

 

[Old Stab]

More f***ing hermer talk..

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Old Stab ya duurty little bastaaard....I'm coming to get ya....

 

[single malt]

Complement.

Couplement

 

[bobthebuilder]

More f***ing hermer talk..

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Has she just swallowed a load?