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I read the postmark as ISIS and thought,
'She needs to do something about her dress sense if she wants to do well with them'.
I read the postmark as ISIS and thought,
You mean you didnt get one from Carol? Anyone else also missing out?I'm sure Carol is aware of ARRSE and in particular this thread, I'm a bit pissed off with her for not sending us a collective Christmas eCard.
Indeed.At least 5 years old, given that it was taken into space in 2015, but I'd speculate than it's at least double that vintage.
If she wants me to put something as far as possible up her arrse, tissue-wrapped drugs wouldn’t be the first things that spring to mind.
If she wants me to put something as far as possible up her arrse, tissue-wrapped drugs wouldn’t be the first things that spring to mind.
Damn I would fist her arse until my knuckles bleed.
Have you thought about putting your name forward as a future poet laureate?Damn I would fist her arse until my knuckles bleed.
He's too busy studying for his GCSE in Proctology.Have you thought about putting your name forward as a future poet laureate?
Arrse!He's too busy studying for his GCSE in Proctology.
There once was a woman called CarolHave you thought about putting your name forward as a future poet laureate?
Sublime!There once was a woman called Carol
Whose anus was waiting to swallow
I popped in my fists
Right up to the wrists
And spread her cheeks like the wings of a sparrow
(African not European)
More lager and lime really.Sublime!
Damn I would fist her arse until my knuckles bleed.