Carol Vorderman

[Chef]

I read the postmark as ISIS and thought,

'She needs to do something about her dress sense if she wants to do well with them'.

 

[robroy]

I'm sure Carol is aware of ARRSE and in particular this thread, I'm a bit pissed off with her for not sending us a collective Christmas eCard.

 

[Albertous]

I'm sure Carol is aware of ARRSE and in particular this thread, I'm a bit pissed off with her for not sending us a collective Christmas eCard.

You mean you didnt get one from Carol? Anyone else also missing out?

 

[Chef]

You mean you didnt get one from Carol? Anyone else also missing out?

No I got mine a few days back..

It's probably in the post @robroy

 

[SkippedOnce]

At least 5 years old, given that it was taken into space in 2015, but I'd speculate than it's at least double that vintage.

 

[Stonker]

At least 5 years old, given that it was taken into space in 2015, but I'd speculate than it's at least double that vintage.

Indeed.

Happy mammaries, an' all that

 

[Mattb]

Some seasonal advice from the lady herself . . .

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If she wants me to put something as far as possible up her arrse, tissue-wrapped drugs wouldn’t be the first things that spring to mind.

 

[Electromagnetic]

If she wants me to put something as far as possible up her arrse, tissue-wrapped drugs wouldn’t be the first things that spring to mind.

 

[robroy]

Jusst flicking through the Your Content bit on my home page and decided on some flooding MERRY CHRISTMAS

 

[jambosun]

I wish!

 

[ThunderBox]

View attachment 552744I wish!

Damn I would fist her arse until my knuckles bleed.

 

[CrashTestDummy]

Damn I would fist her arse until my knuckles bleed.

Have you thought about putting your name forward as a future poet laureate?

 

[Cold_Collation]

Have you thought about putting your name forward as a future poet laureate?

He's too busy studying for his GCSE in Proctology.

 

[CrashTestDummy]

He's too busy studying for his GCSE in Proctology.

Arrse!

 

[ThunderBox]

Have you thought about putting your name forward as a future poet laureate?

There once was a woman called Carol
Whose anus was waiting to swallow
I popped in my fists
Right up to the wrists
And spread her cheeks like the wings of a sparrow

(African not European)

 

[CrashTestDummy]

There once was a woman called Carol
Whose anus was waiting to swallow
I popped in my fists
Right up to the wrists
And spread her cheeks like the wings of a sparrow

(African not European)

Sublime!

 

[Bacongrills]

Sublime!

More lager and lime really.

 

[wasteofrations2]

Arrse!

Feck!
Drink!
Girls!

 

[AdminVortex]

Damn I would fist her arse until my knuckles bleed.

 

[Actingunpaid]

Article in the Sun today about her crying over a small prick.Get your mind out of the gutter,just had her Covid jag.