Carol Vorderman

Would you shag Carol?

  • Yes...Like a tramp on chips

    Votes: 391 79.0%
  • No...Not even with yours

    Votes: 48 9.7%
  • Meh

    Votes: 51 10.3%
  • Question not applicable, I'm greenbaggyskin, and I play the pink oboe

    Votes: 5 1.0%

  • Total voters
    495
Peter Allis seemed to like her........
“Carol Vorderman,” says Peter Alliss. “I like her. I was watching her the other day and I got aroused.”

He pauses and you slink back into your chair, desperate for anything to fill the deafening silence.

Finally, Alliss speaks again. “Seven letters,” he quips. “Not bad for someone who left school at 15.”

We all know the secret to a good joke is in the setup, the timing, and the delivery. When Alliss starts reminiscing about the former Countdown presenter, you fear for the worst.

Then he hits you square in the face with the punchline and a sense of relief akin to gasping for air after being underwater overwhelms you.

It tells you everything you need to know about the so-called Voice of Golf that, among the sadness and commiserations that filled social media on the news of his death at the age of 89, people couldn’t wait to share their favourite Allissisms.
 
Peter Allis seemed to like her........
“Carol Vorderman,” says Peter Alliss. “I like her. I was watching her the other day and I got aroused.”

He pauses and you slink back into your chair, desperate for anything to fill the deafening silence.

Finally, Alliss speaks again. “Seven letters,” he quips. “Not bad for someone who left school at 15.”

We all know the secret to a good joke is in the setup, the timing, and the delivery. When Alliss starts reminiscing about the former Countdown presenter, you fear for the worst.

Then he hits you square in the face with the punchline and a sense of relief akin to gasping for air after being underwater overwhelms you.

It tells you everything you need to know about the so-called Voice of Golf that, among the sadness and commiserations that filled social media on the news of his death at the age of 89, people couldn’t wait to share their favourite Allissisms.
 

Dredd

LE
Some seasonal advice from the lady herself . . .

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Bubbles_Barker

LE
Book Reviewer
Peter Allis seemed to like her........
“Carol Vorderman,” says Peter Alliss. “I like her. I was watching her the other day and I got aroused.”

He pauses and you slink back into your chair, desperate for anything to fill the deafening silence.

Finally, Alliss speaks again. “Seven letters,” he quips. “Not bad for someone who left school at 15.”

We all know the secret to a good joke is in the setup, the timing, and the delivery. When Alliss starts reminiscing about the former Countdown presenter, you fear for the worst.

Then he hits you square in the face with the punchline and a sense of relief akin to gasping for air after being underwater overwhelms you.

It tells you everything you need to know about the so-called Voice of Golf that, among the sadness and commiserations that filled social media on the news of his death at the age of 89, people couldn’t wait to share their favourite Allissisms.
Golf.....the ******* gift that keeps giving.....:x
 

TamH70

MIA

Ceser Romero

Old-Salt
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