single malt
LE

Stop swiping leftWossat?
Codeine
Coefficient
Condom
nope.
No match
Stop swiping leftWossat?
Codeine
Coefficient
Condom
nope.
No match
Always handy to have a mate in the M.I. room when the tingle started with the first piss of the day.But he may get a NSU sheet if he is hanging out of that.
Slapper.
And no, not even with anyone else's.
I'd happily make a mess on her dress.She certainly does not quite get "mess dress".
Oh...
Poor drills. I can think of a lot better places than her dress to make my mess.I'd happily make a mess on her dress.
Probably suffers from early release....do not mock him.Poor drills. I can think of a lot better places than her dress to make my mess.
I did think that, but was too much of a *gentleman to say so.Probably suffers from early release....do not mock him.
Need to aim off for wind or aim in front of the moving target.I'd happily make a mess on her dress.
Poor drills. I can think of a lot better places than her dress to make my mess.
Probably suffers from early release....do not mock him.
I'm not doing it right, am I?I did think that, but was too much of a *gentleman to say so.
* Aye, right.
Peter Allis seemed to like her........
“Carol Vorderman,” says Peter Alliss. “I like her. I was watching her the other day and I got aroused.”
He pauses and you slink back into your chair, desperate for anything to fill the deafening silence.
Finally, Alliss speaks again. “Seven letters,” he quips. “Not bad for someone who left school at 15.”
We all know the secret to a good joke is in the setup, the timing, and the delivery. When Alliss starts reminiscing about the former Countdown presenter, you fear for the worst.
Then he hits you square in the face with the punchline and a sense of relief akin to gasping for air after being underwater overwhelms you.
It tells you everything you need to know about the so-called Voice of Golf that, among the sadness and commiserations that filled social media on the news of his death at the age of 89, people couldn’t wait to share their favourite Allissisms.
Oddly, I too got Peter Allis' seven letters, reading that . . . .
Golf.....the fucking gift that keeps giving.....Peter Allis seemed to like her........
“Carol Vorderman,” says Peter Alliss. “I like her. I was watching her the other day and I got aroused.”
He pauses and you slink back into your chair, desperate for anything to fill the deafening silence.
Finally, Alliss speaks again. “Seven letters,” he quips. “Not bad for someone who left school at 15.”
We all know the secret to a good joke is in the setup, the timing, and the delivery. When Alliss starts reminiscing about the former Countdown presenter, you fear for the worst.
Then he hits you square in the face with the punchline and a sense of relief akin to gasping for air after being underwater overwhelms you.
It tells you everything you need to know about the so-called Voice of Golf that, among the sadness and commiserations that filled social media on the news of his death at the age of 89, people couldn’t wait to share their favourite Allissisms.
Bubbles, old boy, you know why they call it "golf"?Golf.....the ******* gift that keeps giving.....![]()
When I play it's called 'swish fuck'Bubbles, old boy, you know why they call it "golf"?
"Shite" was already taken.
The only time I heard my dad swear was on the golf course.When I play it's called 'swish ****'
Nobody makes you play it.Golf.....the ******* gift that keeps giving.....![]()
When I play it's called 'swish ****'