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Carol Vorderman
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robroy
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Always handy to have a mate in the M.I. room when the tingle started with the first piss of the day.
AdminVortex
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I'd happily make a mess on her dress.
Poor drills. I can think of a lot better places than her dress to make my mess.
re-stilly
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Probably suffers from early release....do not mock him.
DB216LOKDVR
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Need to aim off for wind or aim in front of the moving target.
AdminVortex
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brownhat
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Peter Allis seemed to like her........
“Carol Vorderman,” says Peter Alliss. “I like her. I was watching her the other day and I got aroused.”
He pauses and you slink back into your chair, desperate for anything to fill the deafening silence.
Finally, Alliss speaks again. “Seven letters,” he quips. “Not bad for someone who left school at 15.”
We all know the secret to a good joke is in the setup, the timing, and the delivery. When Alliss starts reminiscing about the former Countdown presenter, you fear for the worst.
Then he hits you square in the face with the punchline and a sense of relief akin to gasping for air after being underwater overwhelms you.
It tells you everything you need to know about the so-called Voice of Golf that, among the sadness and commiserations that filled social media on the news of his death at the age of 89, people couldn’t wait to share their favourite Allissisms.
“Carol Vorderman,” says Peter Alliss. “I like her. I was watching her the other day and I got aroused.”
He pauses and you slink back into your chair, desperate for anything to fill the deafening silence.
Finally, Alliss speaks again. “Seven letters,” he quips. “Not bad for someone who left school at 15.”
We all know the secret to a good joke is in the setup, the timing, and the delivery. When Alliss starts reminiscing about the former Countdown presenter, you fear for the worst.
Then he hits you square in the face with the punchline and a sense of relief akin to gasping for air after being underwater overwhelms you.
It tells you everything you need to know about the so-called Voice of Golf that, among the sadness and commiserations that filled social media on the news of his death at the age of 89, people couldn’t wait to share their favourite Allissisms.
Stonker
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Oddly, I too got Peter Allis' seven letters, reading that . . . .
Golf.....the fucking gift that keeps giving.....
TamH70
MIA
Bubbles, old boy, you know why they call it "golf"?Golf.....the ******* gift that keeps giving.....
"Shite" was already taken.
Dicky Ticker
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When I play it's called 'swish fuck'
The only time I heard my dad swear was on the golf course.
Ceser Romero
Old-Salt
A recent tabloid link to the fair Carol
For those that don't appreciate her how did the Strictly final go?
You Bruno walts.
Carol Vorderman, 59, shows off sensational figure in tight dress saying she's 'scrubbed up' in throwback snaps
CAROL Vorderman looked sensational at 59 as she shared a string of sizzling pictures of her on a night out. The former Countdown star posed in a figure-hugging dress for a sexy selfie she shared wi…
www.thesun.co.uk
For those that don't appreciate her how did the Strictly final go?
You Bruno walts.
brownhat
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Nobody makes you play it.Golf.....the ******* gift that keeps giving.....
SkippedOnce
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Guess I must be a bit more accomplished; I call it 'whack fuck'.
