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Carol Vorderman

Would you shag Carol?

  • Yes...Like a tramp on chips

    Votes: 388 79.2%
  • No...Not even with yours

    Votes: 48 9.8%
  • Meh

    Votes: 49 10.0%
  • Question not applicable, I'm greenbaggyskin, and I play the pink oboe

    Votes: 5 1.0%

  • Total voters
    490
@auggie rock

I am almost terrified to put "Ultra Milf" into Pornhub and see what happens.

Brilliant late entry for the term of the year.

I'd still put Nell McAndrew forward for the title though!
I wondered whether you were still around.

E2A: I had some Arabic-related question in my mind earlier and I thought "Boumer would know the answer to that". But no, I can't remember what it was.
 
Currently isolating spending a covid test result and spotted a terrible daytime tv show called Morning Live. Kym Marsh presents it. Haven't seen her for many years but the thought struck me that, since the once-perfect Ms Vorderman is becoming a bit of an embarrassment to herself, maybe the time has come for a new ultra milf to emerge from the chasing pack. And I think Kym may be the one. Any thoughts?
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And the winner of the Rose West lookalike contest is...
 
And the winner of the Rose West lookalike contest is...
I dunno.

Take away the glasses (she probably doesn't need them anyway), put her hair up nicely, and slip her into a dress with a bit decollete going on, and a little bit of slap on - she scrubs up quite nice, would be my best guess.
 
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Currently isolating spending a covid test result and spotted a terrible daytime tv show called Morning Live. Kym Marsh presents it. Haven't seen her for many years but the thought struck me that, since the once-perfect Ms Vorderman is becoming a bit of an embarrassment to herself, maybe the time has come for a new ultra milf to emerge from the chasing pack. And I think Kym may be the one. Any thoughts?
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Put her name into the rodent based gentlemen’s relaxation website & you may get a surprise.
 
I think I shall pass, on this occasion.

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I wondered whether you were still around.

E2A: I had some Arabic-related question in my mind earlier and I thought "Boumer would know the answer to that". But no, I can't remember what it was.

I tend to take sanity breaks from here inbetween upsetting the faithfull, and have been terribly busy of late also (which is nice).

For the benefit of those who cannot see outside a simple view of the world, I tend to think like Treebeard "I am not altogether on anyone's side because nobody is altogether on my side, if you understand me: nobody cares for the woods as I care for them, not even Elves nowadays."

Anyway, DM me if you rememebr the Arabic question. I'll pick it up sooner or later, and see if I can help.
 
Put her name into the rodent based gentlemen’s relaxation website & you may get a surprise.

I am most grateful.

As I once said the the vetting people, "Only a fool pays for his pornography".
 
It is possible to have more than one thread at a time on Arrse about different women.

It’s not necessary to identify an alternative to Carol Vorderman.

Vorder fanciers can come here, others can go to a person, general category etc - and some can even frequent multiple threads about women
 
It is possible to have more than one thread at a time on Arrse about different women.

It’s not necessary to identify an alternative to Carol Vorderman.

Vorder fanciers can come here, others can go to a person, general category etc - and some can even frequent multiple threads about women
If there are many it will maybe justify a subcategory to make navigation easier but sure, go for it.
 
It is possible to have more than one thread at a time on Arrse about different women.

It’s not necessary to identify an alternative to Carol Vorderman.

Vorder fanciers can come here, others can go to a person, general category etc - and some can even frequent multiple threads about women

Here you go! Fill your boots!

@Scaley Albereto - one for re-edumacation
 
It is possible to have more than one thread at a time on Arrse about different women.

It’s not necessary to identify an alternative to Carol Vorderman.

Vorder fanciers can come here, others can go to a person, general category etc - and some can even frequent multiple threads about women
As @Archibald_gruffnut has said, come & join our club..
 
Currently isolating spending a covid test result and spotted a terrible daytime tv show called Morning Live. Kym Marsh presents it. Haven't seen her for many years but the thought struck me that, since the once-perfect Ms Vorderman is becoming a bit of an embarrassment to herself, maybe the time has come for a new ultra milf to emerge from the chasing pack. And I think Kym may be the one. Any thoughts?
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Currently dating a Parachute Regiment Major......or was back in August.

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