Carol Vorderman

[auggie rock]

Rat-haired minger.

Me or Kym?

 

[dogmeat]

Me or Kym?

Did I ahks you?

 

[retread2]

@auggie rock

I am almost terrified to put "Ultra Milf" into Pornhub and see what happens.

Brilliant late entry for the term of the year.

I'd still put Nell McAndrew forward for the title though!

I wondered whether you were still around.

E2A: I had some Arabic-related question in my mind earlier and I thought "Boumer would know the answer to that". But no, I can't remember what it was.

 

[WolvoExPunk]

Currently isolating spending a covid test result and spotted a terrible daytime tv show called Morning Live. Kym Marsh presents it. Haven't seen her for many years but the thought struck me that, since the once-perfect Ms Vorderman is becoming a bit of an embarrassment to herself, maybe the time has come for a new ultra milf to emerge from the chasing pack. And I think Kym may be the one. Any thoughts?
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And the winner of the Rose West lookalike contest is...

 

[Cold_Collation]

the once-perfect Ms Vorderman

When was this, exactly?

 

[Stonker]

And the winner of the Rose West lookalike contest is...

I dunno.

Take away the glasses (she probably doesn't need them anyway), put her hair up nicely, and slip her into a dress with a bit decollete going on, and a little bit of slap on - she scrubs up quite nice, would be my best guess.

 

[Gardner6LXB]

Currently isolating spending a covid test result and spotted a terrible daytime tv show called Morning Live. Kym Marsh presents it. Haven't seen her for many years but the thought struck me that, since the once-perfect Ms Vorderman is becoming a bit of an embarrassment to herself, maybe the time has come for a new ultra milf to emerge from the chasing pack. And I think Kym may be the one. Any thoughts?
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Put her name into the rodent based gentlemen’s relaxation website & you may get a surprise.

 

[Stonker]

Put her name into the rodent based gentlemen’s relaxation website & you may get a surprise.

I think I shall pass, on this occasion.

 

[BareGrills]

Never trust a woman with thin lips.

 

[Gardner6LXB]

I think I shall pass, on this occasion.

 

[Boumer]

I wondered whether you were still around.

E2A: I had some Arabic-related question in my mind earlier and I thought "Boumer would know the answer to that". But no, I can't remember what it was.

I tend to take sanity breaks from here inbetween upsetting the faithfull, and have been terribly busy of late also (which is nice).

For the benefit of those who cannot see outside a simple view of the world, I tend to think like Treebeard "I am not altogether on anyone's side because nobody is altogether on my side, if you understand me: nobody cares for the woods as I care for them, not even Elves nowadays."

Anyway, DM me if you rememebr the Arabic question. I'll pick it up sooner or later, and see if I can help.

 

[Boumer]

Put her name into the rodent based gentlemen’s relaxation website & you may get a surprise.

I am most grateful.

As I once said the the vetting people, "Only a fool pays for his pornography".

 

[bobthebuilder]

Put her name into the rodent based gentlemen’s relaxation website & you may get a surprise.

She’s not been featured on mypetrabbit.com has she?

 

[Gardner6LXB]

She’s not been featured on mypetrabbit.com has she?

Maybe the rampant type.

 

[Archibald_gruffnut]

I dunno.

Take away the glasses (she probably doesn't need them anyway), put her hair up nicely, and slip her into some rubber, a little bit of slap on, chains, grease, whips and dips and she scrubs up quite nice, would be my best guess.

Edited to what you really meant to say....

 

[tommikka]

It is possible to have more than one thread at a time on Arrse about different women.

It’s not necessary to identify an alternative to Carol Vorderman.

Vorder fanciers can come here, others can go to a person, general category etc - and some can even frequent multiple threads about women

 

[Electromagnetic]

It is possible to have more than one thread at a time on Arrse about different women.

It’s not necessary to identify an alternative to Carol Vorderman.

Vorder fanciers can come here, others can go to a person, general category etc - and some can even frequent multiple threads about women

If there are many it will maybe justify a subcategory to make navigation easier but sure, go for it.

 

[Archibald_gruffnut]

It is possible to have more than one thread at a time on Arrse about different women.

It’s not necessary to identify an alternative to Carol Vorderman.

Vorder fanciers can come here, others can go to a person, general category etc - and some can even frequent multiple threads about women

Here you go! Fill your boots!

https://www.arrse.co.uk/community/threads/the-scaleyalbereto-fat-munters-thread-nfsfw.127807/page-167

@Scaley Albereto - one for re-edumacation

 

[Scaley Albereto]

It is possible to have more than one thread at a time on Arrse about different women.

It’s not necessary to identify an alternative to Carol Vorderman.

Vorder fanciers can come here, others can go to a person, general category etc - and some can even frequent multiple threads about women

As @Archibald_gruffnut has said, come & join our club..

 

[exbleep]

Currently isolating spending a covid test result and spotted a terrible daytime tv show called Morning Live. Kym Marsh presents it. Haven't seen her for many years but the thought struck me that, since the once-perfect Ms Vorderman is becoming a bit of an embarrassment to herself, maybe the time has come for a new ultra milf to emerge from the chasing pack. And I think Kym may be the one. Any thoughts?
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Currently dating a Parachute Regiment Major......or was back in August.