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Carol Vorderman

Would you shag Carol?

  • Yes...Like a tramp on chips

    Votes: 385 79.5%
  • No...Not even with yours

    Votes: 47 9.7%
  • Meh

    Votes: 48 9.9%
  • Question not applicable, I'm greenbaggyskin, and I play the pink oboe

    Votes: 4 0.8%

  • Total voters
    484
Thay nothing about it: it wath the leatht I could do, under the thircumthtanthes.

I believe I may share your thecret and forbidden fantathieth about Mithth Wilcokth.

Which promptth me to athk if you thaw her in her thwimthuitth when she wath in "Thplash"?
The lovey Miss Wilcox exchanged bodily fluids with me in 1979. Or at least she gave me some of hers.

The filthy minx gobbed on me at a concert in Nottingham.
 
Thay nothing about it: it wath the leatht I could do, under the thircumthtanthes.

I believe I may share your thecret and forbidden fantathieth about Mithth Wilcokth.

Which promptth me to athk if you thaw her in her thwimthuitth when she wath in "Thplash"?
Doesn't look like that now, not good living in the past.
 
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