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Carol Vorderman

Would you shag Carol?

  • Yes...Like a tramp on chips

    Votes: 387 79.1%
  • No...Not even with yours

    Votes: 48 9.8%
  • Meh

    Votes: 49 10.0%
  • Question not applicable, I'm greenbaggyskin, and I play the pink oboe

    Votes: 5 1.0%

  • Total voters
    489
Thay nothing about it: it wath the leatht I could do, under the thircumthtanthes.

I believe I may share your thecret and forbidden fantathieth about Mithth Wilcokth.

Which promptth me to athk if you thaw her in her thwimthuitth when she wath in "Thplash"?
The lovey Miss Wilcox exchanged bodily fluids with me in 1979. Or at least she gave me some of hers.

The filthy minx gobbed on me at a concert in Nottingham.
 
Thay nothing about it: it wath the leatht I could do, under the thircumthtanthes.

I believe I may share your thecret and forbidden fantathieth about Mithth Wilcokth.

Which promptth me to athk if you thaw her in her thwimthuitth when she wath in "Thplash"?
Doesn't look like that now, not good living in the past.
 

auggie rock

Old-Salt
Currently isolating spending a covid test result and spotted a terrible daytime tv show called Morning Live. Kym Marsh presents it. Haven't seen her for many years but the thought struck me that, since the once-perfect Ms Vorderman is becoming a bit of an embarrassment to herself, maybe the time has come for a new ultra milf to emerge from the chasing pack. And I think Kym may be the one. Any thoughts?
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@auggie rock

I am almost terrified to put "Ultra Milf" into Pornhub and see what happens.

Brilliant late entry for the term of the year.

I'd still put Nell McAndrew forward for the title though!
 
Currently isolating spending a covid test result and spotted a terrible daytime tv show called Morning Live. Kym Marsh presents it. Haven't seen her for many years but the thought struck me that, since the once-perfect Ms Vorderman is becoming a bit of an embarrassment to herself, maybe the time has come for a new ultra milf to emerge from the chasing pack. And I think Kym may be the one. Any thoughts?
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Rat-haired minger.
 

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