Carol Vorderman

[wasteofrations2]

Stwike him, Centurwion!

 

[single malt]

Chris Eubank walts

 

[bobthebuilder]

Thay nothing about it: it wath the leatht I could do, under the thircumthtanthes.

I believe I may share your thecret and forbidden fantathieth about Mithth Wilcokth.

Which promptth me to athk if you thaw her in her thwimthuitth when she wath in "Thplash"?

The lovey Miss Wilcox exchanged bodily fluids with me in 1979. Or at least she gave me some of hers.

The filthy minx gobbed on me at a concert in Nottingham.

 

[Tomasz Krachanaker]

Thay nothing about it: it wath the leatht I could do, under the thircumthtanthes.

I believe I may share your thecret and forbidden fantathieth about Mithth Wilcokth.

Which promptth me to athk if you thaw her in her thwimthuitth when she wath in "Thplash"?

Doesn't look like that now, not good living in the past.

 

[wasteofrations2]

Doesn't look like that now, not good living in the past.

Didn't she get religion?

 

[Bodenplatte]

Meine meine Hedi, sie werden den Anführer beeindrucken.

Anführerin ?

 

[unicorn77]

Stwike him, Centurwion!

vewwy woughly!

 

[Bodenplatte]

Meine meine Hedi, sie werden den Anführer beeindrucken.

Anfuhrerin is it ?

 

[Stonker]

Didn't she get religion?

Yeth, ath I understand it, she thertainly did.

 

[Old Stab]

It'th not your akthent, in that cathe.

It'th obviouthly becauthe your thpelling ith tho shiite.

Thort it out!!

Thwiftly!!!

Igor walt.

 

[Stonker]

Meine meine Hedi, sie werden den Anführer beeindrucken.

Egal, der Anführer, Hedi hat mich mächtig beeindruckt!!

 

[RTU'd]

Egal, der Anführer, Hedi hat mich mächtig beeindruckt!!

Anyway, the leader, Hedi impressed me mightily!!

 

[CrashTestDummy]

Anyway, the leader, Hedi impressed me mightily!!

Why aren't you using Dr Death, or any of your previous accounts?

 

[721CXT]

Chris Eubank walts

Ith Cwith

 

[lokiuk]

Chris Eubank walts

For some reason this comes to mind

 

[irlsgt]

 

[auggie rock]

Currently isolating spending a covid test result and spotted a terrible daytime tv show called Morning Live. Kym Marsh presents it. Haven't seen her for many years but the thought struck me that, since the once-perfect Ms Vorderman is becoming a bit of an embarrassment to herself, maybe the time has come for a new ultra milf to emerge from the chasing pack. And I think Kym may be the one. Any thoughts?

 

[Boumer]

@auggie rock

I am almost terrified to put "Ultra Milf" into Pornhub and see what happens.

Brilliant late entry for the term of the year.

I'd still put Nell McAndrew forward for the title though!

 

[dogmeat]

Currently isolating spending a covid test result and spotted a terrible daytime tv show called Morning Live. Kym Marsh presents it. Haven't seen her for many years but the thought struck me that, since the once-perfect Ms Vorderman is becoming a bit of an embarrassment to herself, maybe the time has come for a new ultra milf to emerge from the chasing pack. And I think Kym may be the one. Any thoughts?
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Rat-haired minger.

 

[re-stilly]

Rat-haired minger.

POOF!!!!