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Carol Vorderman

Would you shag Carol?

  • Yes...Like a tramp on chips

    Votes: 387 79.1%
  • No...Not even with yours

    Votes: 48 9.8%
  • Meh

    Votes: 49 10.0%
  • Question not applicable, I'm greenbaggyskin, and I play the pink oboe

    Votes: 5 1.0%

  • Total voters


Now she's just turned into an embarrassing old woman thats had too much plastic surgery who will do anything to stay relevant. Shame considering her brain power.
It sounds a lot like she is desperate for external validation, such as she would get from shagging random younger blokes.

Thay nothing about it: it wath the leatht I could do, under the thircumthtanthes.

I believe I may share your thecret and forbidden fantathieth about Mithth Wilcokth.

Which promptth me to athk if you thaw her in her thwimthuitth when she wath in "Thplash"?