Carol Vorderman

[Archibald_gruffnut]

A Bad workman always blames his Tölz.

(SWIDT?)

I'm inspired to join the Zeppelin corps... and I'm no good with heights.*




*Hence regularly plumbing the depths.

Ah..... das weibliche Zeppelin-Hilfskorps?

 

[Cold_Collation]

Please do not ask serious, sensible questions.

People have been put on ROPs for less you know.

Currently doing 140 paces/min in the rain. Shouting at myself.

 

[Cold_Collation]

Ah..... das weibliche Zeppelin-Hilfskorps?

Das Klopfeneinrauskorps

 

[wasteofrations2]

Currently doing 140 paces/min in the rain. Shouting at myself.

But not at pigeons?

 

[Cold_Collation]

But not at pigeons?

Clouds, mainly.

 

[ThelmatheBelmer]

But not at pigeons?

I think you'll find I'm the designated pigeon shouter round these parts!

He'd better not try cutting into my territory.

 

[RTU'd]

Luftwaffe got there first . . . . . .
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Meine meine Hedi, sie werden den Anführer beeindrucken.

 

[Mattb]

Now she's just turned into an embarrassing old woman thats had too much plastic surgery who will do anything to stay relevant. Shame considering her brain power.

It sounds a lot like she is desperate for external validation, such as she would get from shagging random younger blokes.

Hopefully.

 

[rickshaw-major]

It sounds a lot like she is desperate for external validation, such as she would get from shagging random younger 66 year old ex Army Majors who were ATO's and who are currently at home in the Scottish Central Belt, baking bread.

Hopefully.

FOC

 

[Cold_Collation]

FOC

Insert comment about yeast and rising.

Buena suerte, as the Armenians say.

 

[Stonker]

I've always thought she looks a bit like Sarah Brightman with Downs Syndrome

Bet you would though

 

[Stonker]

^

For clarity, that was an "Ekthelent" I gave you for that post.

 

[Cold_Collation]

For clarity, that was an "Ekthelent" I gave you for that post.

Thankth.

 

[Stonker]

Thankth.

Thay nothing about it: it wath the leatht I could do, under the thircumthtanthes.

I believe I may share your thecret and forbidden fantathieth about Mithth Wilcokth.

Which promptth me to athk if you thaw her in her thwimthuitth when she wath in "Thplash"?

 

[Richard Headicus]

Thay nothing about it: it wath the leatht I could do, under the thircumthtanthes.

I believe I may share your thecret and forbidden fantathieth about Mithth Wilcokth.

Which promptth me to athk if you thaw her in her thwimthuitth when she wath in "Thplash"?

Thare, thurley.

 

[Stonker]

Thare, thurley.

You theem to be thpeaking indithinctly, thuch that I thimply can't underthtand wot the fvck you just thaid.

Ith it pothible. perhapth, that you may have an un-diagnothed thpeech impediment?

 

[Richard Headicus]

You theem to be thpeaking indithinctly, thuch that I thimply can't underthtand wot the fvck you just thaid.

Ith it pothible. perhapth, that you may have an un-diagnothed thpeech impediment?

Thath ath mibi, but chuth becauth i don't thpeak like you Englith, ith nae need tae take the pith.

 

[Stonker]

Thath ath mibi, but chuth becauth i don't thpeak like you Englith, ith nae need tae take the pith.

It'th not your akthent, in that cathe.

It'th obviouthly becauthe your thpelling ith tho shiite.

Thort it out!!

Thwiftly!!!

 

[bob_the_bomb]

I think you'll find I'm the designated pigeon shouter round these parts!

He'd better not try cutting into my territory.

Bugsy walt

 

[Richard Headicus]

It'th not your akthent, in that cathe.

It'th obviouthly becauthe your thpelling ith tho shiite.

Thort it out!!

Thwiftly!!!

Thayth Thtonker, who tharted thith by not thpelling thare in a thithouthe fathion.