Carol Vorderman

[RTU'd]

Just in case you have forgotten what Carol looks like with all the waffle going on.

That chest could entertain me all night.

 

[Bodenplatte]

She has turned herself into a sad, physically ridiculous embarrassment.
Does she still do that WRAF thing ?

 

[Cold_Collation]

Your second word is not entirely inappropriate.

In terms of the third word, I was going to say embarrassing rather than hideous. The point is that while the Collins thing is just ridiculous, Vorderman's backside looks like two overinflated balloons.

Sexy? About as much as this...

 

[buggrit]

Now she's just turned into an embarrassing old woman thats had too much plastic surgery who will do anything to stay relevant. Shame considering her brain power.

 

[bob_the_bomb]

Now she's just turned into an embarrassing old woman thats had too much plastic surgery who will do anything to stay relevant. Shame considering her brain power.

^ This. Close the thread and put her out of her (virtual) misery.

 

[ancienturion]

All that is really necessaryis is for those who do not like her to just piss off and leave the pictures of Carol to those who admire her figure.
Unless, of course, those who spend their time deriding her have nothing better to look at.

 

[devexwarrior]

In terms of the third word, I was going to say embarrassing rather than hideous. The point is that while the Collins thing is just ridiculous, Vorderman's backside looks like two overinflated balloons.

Sexy? About as much as this...

Is that a brief flash of Toyah Wilcox I see? I may need to go and lie down in a darkened room for a few minutes

 

[Cold_Collation]

All that is really necessaryis is for those who do not like her to just piss off and leave the pictures of Carol to those who admire her figure.
Unless, of course, those who spend their time deriding her have nothing better to look at.

Careful. We spend our time on other threads criticising uncritical thinking.

 

[bedended]

Is that a brief flash of Toyah Wilcox I see? I may need to go and lie down in a darkened room for a few minutes

Morning @devexwarrior,
Ref: My bold: Dunno, it's a mystery...








...and I also need to lie down in a darkened room...with a box of 'Kleenex' and a tin of 'Swarfega'.

 

[Cold_Collation]

Morning @devexwarrior,
Ref: My bold: Dunno, it's a mythtery...

...and I altho need to lie down in a darkened room...with a box of Kleenekth and a tin of Thwarfega

^

 

[tommikka]

Is that a brief flash of Toyah Wilcox I see? I may need to go and lie down in a darkened room for a few minutes

That’s correct - have another lie down ...

 

[Cold_Collation]

Now she's just turned into an embarrassing old woman thats had too much plastic surgery who will do anything to stay relevant. Shame considering her brain power.

...once humorously described as "the maths genius with the third-class degree and the second-class looks", or something thereabouts.

Nines Club - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Bodenplatte]

All that is really necessaryis is for those who do not like her to just piss off and leave the pictures of Carol to those who admire her figure.
Unless, of course, those who spend their time deriding her have nothing better to look at.

Fill yer boots boobs . . . . . .

 

[RTU'd]

I'm willing to pay £1k to give her her AFT or what ever the RAF do.

Chest out ma'am, oh I see it is already, deep breath in and relax on my fingers.

 

[ancienturion]

Careful. We spend our time on other threads criticising uncritical thinking.

YOU've actually found other threads? My, My!

 

[Bodenplatte]

I'm willing to pay £1k to give her her AFT or what ever the RAF do.
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Chest out ma'am, oh I see it is already, deep breath in and relax on my fingers.

Luftwaffe got there first . . . . . .

 

[Cold_Collation]

YOU've actually found other threads? My, My!

I did try to add a smiley but technology defeated me.

Seriously, though, why should this thread be free from blaggarding unlike any other?

 

[Cold_Collation]

Luftwaffe got there first . . . . . .
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A Bad workman always blames his Tölz.

(SWIDT?)

I'm inspired to join the Zeppelin corps... and I'm no good with heights.*




*Hence regularly plumbing the depths.

 

[ancienturion]

I did try to add a smiley but technology defeated me.

Seriously, though, why should this thread be free from blaggarding unlike any other?

Please do not ask serious, sensible questions.

People have been put on ROPs for less you know.

 

[A signaller]

I'm inspired to join the Zeppelin corps... and I'm no good with heights.*

I might join the bridging corps, but i'm no good with widths.