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Carol Vorderman

Would you shag Carol?

  • Yes...Like a tramp on chips

    Votes: 387 79.1%
  • No...Not even with yours

    Votes: 48 9.8%
  • Meh

    Votes: 49 10.0%
  • Question not applicable, I'm greenbaggyskin, and I play the pink oboe

    Votes: 5 1.0%

  • Total voters
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Whilst watching Guy Ritchies Sherlock on Netflix the wife and girls are watching saturday shite I glanced up and noticed little mix seem to be doing some sort of audition programme and "Jesy" looks like a Vorderman wannabe?
Yes or No?

Ah the fat one in a girl band, I'd do her as well


Book Reviewer
She probably looks like a sack of spanners first thing in the morning.

Best to don welders goggles as soon as the alarm clock goes off or else it will be opening the ark of the Covenant time.

I'll take that chance. for the greater good of arrse.

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