Carol Vorderman

[WolvoExPunk]

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Whilst watching Guy Ritchies Sherlock on Netflix the wife and girls are watching saturday shite I glanced up and noticed little mix seem to be doing some sort of audition programme and "Jesy" looks like a Vorderman wannabe?
Yes or No?

Vorders has a brain. Does this silly little tart look like she can even spell her name?

 

[Ceser Romero]

Carol would most definitely get it.

Anyone who doesn't agree probably watches Supermarket Sweep on TV.

For the bufty who presents it, not the show itself.

 

[Cold_Collation]

Carol would most definitely get it.

Anyone who doesn't agree probably watches Supermarket Sweep on TV.

For the bufty who presents it, not the show itself.

To borrow a quote from one of the greatest ARRSE posts of all time, you could probably kick a space-hopper up her clopper and not touch the sides.

 

[lokiuk]

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Whilst watching Guy Ritchies Sherlock on Netflix the wife and girls are watching saturday shite I glanced up and noticed little mix seem to be doing some sort of audition programme and "Jesy" looks like a Vorderman wannabe?
Yes or No?

Ah the fat one in a girl band, I'd do her as well

 

[Ceser Romero]

To borrow a quote from one of the greatest ARRSE posts of all time, you could probably kick a space-hopper up her clopper and not touch the sides.

Evening Rylan! Welcome to Arrse...

On second thoughts probably not the best of greetings...

Ps it would take a REME wrecker to pull me off of her if I got the chance.

 

[maguire]

She probably looks like a sack of spanners first thing in the morning.

Best to don welders goggles as soon as the alarm clock goes off or else it will be opening the ark of the Covenant time.

I'll take that chance. for the greater good of arrse.

 

[Tomasz Krachanaker]

To borrow a quote from one of the greatest ARRSE posts of all time, you could probably kick a space-hopper up her clopper and not touch the sides.

I closed my eyes for a moment there and I think you're right. "You're not having it back" she whispered to me.

 

[WolvoExPunk]

Jesy Nelson looks like a sex doll with a tape player inserted into her, so it sounds like she is singing.

 

[baldbof]

Jesy Nelson looks like a sex doll with a tape player inserted into her, so it sounds like she is singing.

Isn't that Mrs Beckham?

 

[jarrod248]

I did her the needy slut. She can’t time poached eggs, too busy collecting pile cream.

 

[Gardner6LXB]

I did her the needy slut. She can’t time poached eggs, too busy collecting pile cream.

Do what?

 

[Albertous]

I did her the needy slut. She can’t time poached eggs, too busy collecting pile cream.

You have changed since lockdown.

 

[irlsgt]

 

[Drlligaf]

Have there been no reports of a short lived but massive earthquake?

 

[Cold_Collation]

That's fûcking hideous.

 

[Mattb]

That's fûcking hideous.

Both of them on the one on the right?

 

[Stonker]

Both of them on the one on the right?

Based on precedent on this of all threads, there's bound to be some disagreement on here about the one on the left.

I'm pretty confident there will be none about the one on the right, unless @Scaley Albereto chips in.

 

[Drlligaf]

Based on precedent on this of all threads, there's bound to be some disagreement on here about the one on the left.

I'm pretty confident there will be none about the one on the right, unless @Scaley Albereto chips in.

Too thin.

My bold.

 

[Drlligaf]

That's fûcking hideous.

Your second word is not entirely inappropriate.

 

[Wetneck]

Jesy Nelson looks like a sex doll with a tape player inserted into her, so it sounds like she is singing.

I've always thought she looks a bit like Sarah Brightman with Downs Syndrome