Carol Vorderman

Would you shag Carol?

  • Yes...Like a tramp on chips

    Votes: 368 80.2%
  • No...Not even with yours

    Votes: 44 9.6%
  • Meh

    Votes: 43 9.4%
  • Question not applicable, I'm greenbaggyskin, and I play the pink oboe

    Votes: 4 0.9%

  • Total voters
    459

ancienturion

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Rod924

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I don't think there's much she wouldn't do to keep her balance healthy.

From a rather attractive hostess on Countdown to her present any attention seeking spectacle is very sad, very, very sad.
Whilst I agree with the 'attention seeking part', are you saying you wouldn't like to:

1. Have a mash on those fun bags?
2. Pour baby oil on her arrse, apply and then do her up both the front and rear bottom?
3. To splaff ones baby gravy over her perma-smile?

I also happen to believe that she would be a right dirty bitch
 

Bootom

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Whilst I agree with the 'attention seeking part', are you saying you wouldn't like to:

1. Have a mash on those fun bags?
2. Pour baby oil on her arrse, apply and then do her up both the front and rear bottom?
3. To splaff ones baby gravy over her perma-smile?

I also happen to believe that she would be a right dirty bitch
Are Mills & Boon missing one of their key story writers? If so, I think I have found him. Is there a finders reward?
 

Rod924

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Kit Reviewer
Are Mills & Boon missing one of their key story writers? If so, I think I have found him. Is there a finders reward?
Oddly, you're not the first person to say that! And, no.:D
 
Whilst I agree with the 'attention seeking part', are you saying you wouldn't like to:

1. Have a mash on those fun bags?
2. Pour baby oil on her arrse, apply and then do her up both the front and rear bottom?
3. To splaff ones baby gravy over her perma-smile?

I also happen to believe that she would be a right dirty bitch
I don't know how to answer that politely. What you see now is hardly natural.
 

Rod924

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Kit Reviewer
I don't know how to answer that politely. What you see now is hardly natural.
You clearly enjoy embroidery and a snowball of an evening. Bring yourself up to attention, turn to the right and of you pop (from this thread)
 
Whilst I agree with the 'attention seeking part', are you saying you wouldn't like to:

1. Have a mash on those fun bags?
2. Pour baby oil on her arrse, apply and then do her up both the front and rear bottom?
3. To splaff ones baby gravy over her perma-smile?

I also happen to believe that she would be a right dirty bitch
I believe she’s on record as saying as much herself. Something along the lines of not wanting to faff around when she has a new date, but wanting to get down to it pretty quickly.
 

Rod924

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Kit Reviewer
I believe she’s on record as saying as much herself. Something along the lines of not wanting to faff around when she has a new date, but wanting to get down to it pretty quickly.
Indeed. I think she has the look of someone who likes watersports too, particularly head shots
 

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