Carol Vorderman

Would you shag Carol?

  • Yes...Like a tramp on chips

    Votes: 363 80.8%
  • No...Not even with yours

    Votes: 43 9.6%
  • Meh

    Votes: 39 8.7%
  • Question not applicable, I'm greenbaggyskin, and I play the pink oboe

    Votes: 4 0.9%

  • Total voters
All I get from that is she looks like either Goldilocks or Daddy Bear.

So ante up, or STFU are your options.

Stay safe.
Option 3: Do neither of the above.

I want him to recognise that he's no Adonis, nor his tart worth looking at, and - worse - he is dull, dull, dull.

Which is the worst crime of all in these dreary times.
. . . says the man White Knighting a silicone and surgically enhanced 60-year old?

Your life is not really a roller coaster, is it, chap?


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Over 100 pages of CV - the wonders will never cease
(I approve wholeheartedly btw)
Lost count of how many times I've said this.;)
So you've got abysmally low standards. There's no need to brag about, most of us are in the same boat.


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she's just investing in maintaining the bodywork before the inevitable MOT failure.
As anyone who watches car custom/resto progs on TV knows, there comes a certain time where too much bondo/filler leads to the bodywork getting binned!
Carol was round my house last night for another no holes barred bang session , started off in the hot tub then moved to the bedroom, kitchen, the cupboard under the stairs and the shed roof, at one point I had my balls nailed to a table and the TV remote up my arse, I'm suffering this morning though, a fractured wrist, two black eyes and I'm missing a nipple. Still can't find the remote though.


War Hero
Has anybody else wondered if Julie McCourt, ambassador for the Postcode Lottery, was created in a laboratory from the essence of Vorders, Claire Sweeney and a soupcon of Lynda Bellingham?

Sent from my karzi while losing several pounds
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