Option 3: Do neither of the above.All I get from that is she looks like either Goldilocks or Daddy Bear.
So ante up, or STFU are your options.
. . . says the man White Knighting a silicone and surgically enhanced 60-year old?I want him to recognise that he's no Adonis, nor his tart worth looking at, and - worse - he is dull, dull, dull.
Which is the worst crime of all in these dreary times.
Your life is not really a roller coaster, is it, chap?