Carol Singers

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  1. Just had our first Carol singers,17.12 hours, November 30th.
    Is this a record!
  2. Shoot them.Shoot them all,then burn the bodies.We will have a Silent Night.
  3. Local, organised carol singers (church etc. - with money donated going to charity) are a worthwhile cause. Local chavs who only know the opening line to 'Silent Night ..... innit' deserve a punch in the mouth, at least.
  4. They were at it in the shopping mall in Salisbury yesterday afternoon - causing an obstruction to the heathens out shopping on the Sabbath!
  5. Should be made illegal, fecking nuisance the lot of them.
  6. grumpy old bar stewards, used to be a good earner in the late 70s
  7. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    Shovel, long handled
    Mini Moke
    Beach, Sandy, digging for use of

  8. Long before the Chav c unts started getting in on the act :wink:
  9. well yes thats true and 30 Nov is a bit fking early
  10. Carol Singers? The sewing machine heiress?
  11. may I be the first to say that I'm outraged?
  12. Can't beat Sally Ann though
  13. For the uninitiated yesterday was Advent Sunday - ie the day the Church start ramping up for Christmas. Mrs Thud already has some decorations up.

    As for earliest singers, I had some come round a few years ago on 15th November. Sent them away with a flee in the ear and told them to come back when it was Advent and when they knew more than one line from one carol. They didn't come back for some reason. Anyone other than organised singers get very short shrift at my door.
  14. I had my first mince pie three weeks ago.

    Gets earlier and earlier etc etc