Carlsberg and Fuck ups

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Abdiel, Aug 9, 2011.

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  1. London, Birmingham and Liverpool burn as hoodie scum rule the streets. The government are exposed as corrupt, fiddling their expenses and are split, scared and powerless to act. 'Europe' is on the verge of collapse and America spirals into uncontrolled debt. The police are exposed as trigger happy, ineffective and bent, taking cash off the lawless corrupt press, while leaving our city's to burn. The bankers screwed the economy with their greed but pay themselves millions in bonuses. And while the stock-market plummets, the petrol is gone and prices soar, they still spend billions on a pointless war thats killing hundreds of our own, resulting in the consolidation of the hatred of our enemies for generations to come. Unemployment is rising, the NHS is dying, and our planet, the earth, is teetering on the edge of a global climate meltdown that will kill billions....Â

    Carlsberg don't do fuck ups...........