Careful, Guys

Discussion in 'Lonely Hearts' started by walter_mitless, Jun 19, 2007.

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  1. Be careful with people you don't know, online.

    Regards
     
  2. That can happen just as much in real life as it can over the internet, ok its easier to lie online but always a possibility that you're being taken for a fool.
     
  3. True, but if you meet up half way, then at least you are safe in the knowledge that you are going to get a slice one way or another.. after all she wouldn't travel and then go home without a shag.. she's a woman ffs!!

    T'internet rules!!
     
  4. I wouldn't be so sure about that one, she might meet you get completely repulsed by you and just want to run in the other direction as quick as possible.
     
  5. On the other hand she may be so vastly moistened by his tin of Lynx and his rusty Vauxhall Nova with Halfords seat trim that he needs a snorkel and his life will only be saved by hanging on to her 3 inch Elizabeth Duke 9 carat ear hoops and hoping the echo of his yodelling through her whiskers is picked up by the Coast Guard.
     
  6. Birds online are dead easy to work out...

    1. Athletic Build - No tits.

    2. Bubbly personality - Fat cow.

    3. Tactile - Clingy

    4. Loving - Emotional wreck, needy, cries a lot.

    5. Sensual - Slapper

    6. seeks long term relationship - seeks sex

    7. Looking for Mr Right - Shagged most of Aldershot, and looking for some sucker to put a roof over her head.

    8. Divorcee - Psycho nymph.

    9. looking for love - looking for bum love

    10. single - married

    11. looks young for age - dresses like a hooker.

    12. seeks gentleman - get your wallet out.

    Now chaps, any further questions with regard to online dating??

    Good, class dismissed.

    FRR
     
  7. Also-

    Adventurous............Slept with all your mates
    40-ish............49
    Athletic............No tits
    Average looking........Face like an arse
    Beautiful............Pathological liar
    Contagious smile........Does a lot of pills
    Educated............Was screwed to bits at university
    Emotionally secure......On medication
    Feminist............Fat
    Free spirit............Junkie
    Friendship first.........Former slut
    Fun.................Annoying
    Gentle.................Dull
    Good listener..........Autistic
    New age................Body hair problems
    Old fashioned..........No BJ's or ****
    Open minded............Desperate
    Outgoing...............Loud and very embarrassing
    Passionate.............Sloppy drunk
    Poet...................Depressive
    Professional............Bitch
    Romantic...............Frigid
    Social.................Crotch like a wizard's sleeve
    Voluptuous.............Very fat
    Large lady.............Immensely fat
    Wants soul mate.........Stalker
    Widow..................Murderer

    Got the above from this page http://www.pb-cc.com/nerd/jokes.html its got some good stuff on it if anyone fancies a browse

    cheers

    David
     
  8. You two are either 16 or virgins!!!! :twisted:
     
  9. Men online are no better
    1.Honest, honest he wont tell his wife
    2.Single, well he will be when the wife finds out
    3.Reliable, the wife always lets him go down the pub on a friday nite
    4.Athletic...skinny
    5.Muscular, more of a party seven than a six pack
    6.Self seficiant. not fussy which hand he uses
    7.Young at heart, ten years older than he told you he was
    8.One woman man, well one at a time at least
    9.Sensitive, well as long as you dont want to talk about you
    10. Misunderstood, no the wife understands him only to well

    me jaded never..
     
  10. 11.Well endowed,Yes all 6 inch :wink:
     
  11. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Hell hath no fury like a woman...blah blah blah
     
  12. Six inches Thick.....LOL
     
  13. Scotlass, methinks perchance you've had a bad experience or several? It comes of hanging around with the likes of OFH .....
     
  14. No but have you ever had a pm from Sebcoe.....
     
  15. Noooooooo?????