Careful, Guys

#1
Be careful with people you don't know, online.

Regards
 
#2
That can happen just as much in real life as it can over the internet, ok its easier to lie online but always a possibility that you're being taken for a fool.
 
#3
True, but if you meet up half way, then at least you are safe in the knowledge that you are going to get a slice one way or another.. after all she wouldn't travel and then go home without a shag.. she's a woman ffs!!

T'internet rules!!
 
#4
I wouldn't be so sure about that one, she might meet you get completely repulsed by you and just want to run in the other direction as quick as possible.
 
#5
Magners said:
I wouldn't be so sure about that one, she might meet you get completely repulsed by you and just want to run in the other direction as quick as possible.
On the other hand she may be so vastly moistened by his tin of Lynx and his rusty Vauxhall Nova with Halfords seat trim that he needs a snorkel and his life will only be saved by hanging on to her 3 inch Elizabeth Duke 9 carat ear hoops and hoping the echo of his yodelling through her whiskers is picked up by the Coast Guard.
 
#6
Birds online are dead easy to work out...

1. Athletic Build - No tits.

2. Bubbly personality - Fat cow.

3. Tactile - Clingy

4. Loving - Emotional wreck, needy, cries a lot.

5. Sensual - Slapper

6. seeks long term relationship - seeks sex

7. Looking for Mr Right - Shagged most of Aldershot, and looking for some sucker to put a roof over her head.

8. Divorcee - Psycho nymph.

9. looking for love - looking for bum love

10. single - married

11. looks young for age - dresses like a hooker.

12. seeks gentleman - get your wallet out.

Now chaps, any further questions with regard to online dating??

Good, class dismissed.

FRR
 
#7
Birds online are dead easy to work out...
Also-

Adventurous............Slept with all your mates
40-ish............49
Athletic............No tits
Average looking........Face like an arse
Beautiful............Pathological liar
Contagious smile........Does a lot of pills
Educated............Was screwed to bits at university
Emotionally secure......On medication
Feminist............Fat
Free spirit............Junkie
Friendship first.........Former slut
Fun.................Annoying
Gentle.................Dull
Good listener..........Autistic
New age................Body hair problems
Old fashioned..........No BJ's or ****
Open minded............Desperate
Outgoing...............Loud and very embarrassing
Passionate.............Sloppy drunk
Poet...................Depressive
Professional............Bitch
Romantic...............Frigid
Social.................Crotch like a wizard's sleeve
Voluptuous.............Very fat
Large lady.............Immensely fat
Wants soul mate.........Stalker
Widow..................Murderer

Got the above from this page http://www.pb-cc.com/nerd/jokes.html its got some good stuff on it if anyone fancies a browse

cheers

David
 
#9
Men online are no better
1.Honest, honest he wont tell his wife
2.Single, well he will be when the wife finds out
3.Reliable, the wife always lets him go down the pub on a friday nite
4.Athletic...skinny
5.Muscular, more of a party seven than a six pack
6.Self seficiant. not fussy which hand he uses
7.Young at heart, ten years older than he told you he was
8.One woman man, well one at a time at least
9.Sensitive, well as long as you dont want to talk about you
10. Misunderstood, no the wife understands him only to well

me jaded never..
 
#10
scotlass said:
Men online are no better
1.Honest, honest he wont tell his wife
2.Single, well he will be when the wife finds out
3.Reliable, the wife always lets him go down the pub on a friday nite
4.Athletic...skinny
5.Muscular, more of a party seven than a six pack
6.Self seficiant. *
7.Young at heart, ten years older than he told you he was
8.One woman man, well one at a time at least
9.Sensitive, well as long as you dont want to talk about you
10. Misunderstood, no the wife understands him only to well

me jaded never..
11.Well endowed,Yes all 6 inch :wink:
 

B_AND_T

LE
Book Reviewer
#11
Hell hath no fury like a woman...blah blah blah
 
#12
taboo said:
scotlass said:
Men online are no better
1.Honest, honest he wont tell his wife
2.Single, well he will be when the wife finds out
3.Reliable, the wife always lets him go down the pub on a friday nite
4.Athletic...skinny
5.Muscular, more of a party seven than a six pack
6.Self seficiant. *
7.Young at heart, ten years older than he told you he was
8.One woman man, well one at a time at least
9.Sensitive, well as long as you dont want to talk about you
10. Misunderstood, no the wife understands him only to well

me jaded never..
11.Well endowed,Yes all 6 inch :wink:
Six inches Thick.....LOL
 
#13
scotlass said:
Men online are no better
1.Honest, honest he wont tell his wife
2.Single, well he will be when the wife finds out
3.Reliable, the wife always lets him go down the pub on a friday nite
4.Athletic...skinny
5.Muscular, more of a party seven than a six pack
6.Self seficiant. not fussy which hand he uses
7.Young at heart, ten years older than he told you he was
8.One woman man, well one at a time at least
9.Sensitive, well as long as you dont want to talk about you
10. Misunderstood, no the wife understands him only to well

me jaded never..
Scotlass, methinks perchance you've had a bad experience or several? It comes of hanging around with the likes of OFH .....
 
#16
10. Misunderstood, no the wife understands him only to well
me jaded never..[/quote]

When in recent times has a woman ever understood a Man FFS, we freely admit not to bother to understand them due to the bar being open, i am playing rugby this Sat, you know where the fecking mower is, periods are your problem not mine...............etc etc
 
#19
I've internet dated before...met two of my best friends that way. Beware anyone too funny or men who wear flip flops, who are not at the beach.

top tip....separated = married and looking for extras
.............no picture = married or a right minger!
 

B_AND_T

LE
Book Reviewer
#20
sebcoe said:
10. Misunderstood, no the wife understands him only to well
me jaded never..
When in recent times has a woman ever understood a Man FFS, we freely admit not to bother to understand them due to the bar being open, i am playing rugby this Sat, you know where the fecking mower is, periods are your problem not mine...............etc etc[/quote]

Yes you arrse looks big.
I don't care what colour hair you want.
We are leaving at 7 it's now 4, why are you getting ready.
No I will not go shopping.
You made it, you change it's nappy.


I could go on.
 

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