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Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by error_unknown, Jan 5, 2005.

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  1. Donation en-route, but by God you are an ugly cnut! :D
  2. Oh yes! :D
  3. and a lot fatter than I remember you....
  4. Donation en-route BTW
  5. RTFQ


    Jeez you're a fat fcuk. I've given some money now because I don't think you'll make it to the finish. :wink:

    Good Luck
  6. OldSnowy

    OldSnowy LE Moderator Book Reviewer

    He may look big in the piccy, but he was living the 'good life' when that was taken - an almost totally "Carb Loading" diet of Pasta, Red Wine, and Gin.

    Very good Marathon training :)
  7. It's true, I am a fat feck, but the reason is that whenever I feck your girlfriend/wife/mother she gives me a biscuit.

    Having said that: when I weighed myself this morning, my weight was an appalling 16 stone and 8 pounds - 2 stone above my fighting weight (i'm 6'2" and a 'big boy') - can I suggest a sweepstake on what I weigh at the end of the Marathon? Let me work out a way to do this online and we can have a competition with, perhaps, 50% going to the winner and 50% going to the ABF.
  8. woopert

    woopert LE Moderator

    I've coughed up a donation in the hope that the ABF are handing out face-lifts and liposuction, either that or paper bags! :lol:
  9. Macks is running it for the ABF everyonegive him money
  10. don't listen to them chickenpunk, I think you're cute! And any man taller than me has my instant approval..... :D

    Donation on its way.
  11. Thats not hard Prods, you are afterall a 4ft Ginger witch :D
  12. Chicken. I now know what Jack Duckworth looks like in dessie cams!

    You make Mdn look like Peter feckin Andre!! :lol: :lol:

    Good drills anyhow.

    Chickenpunk in civvies with his missus
  13. cheeky so-and-so! Add 23 inches onto that - you always do..... :wink:
  14. Peter André only has a six pack: I have a 12 pack.