Care in the Community

Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by Hoolie, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Jim and Jill were residents in a psychiatric hospital, where they became lovers.

    One day Jim got so depressed that he threw himself in a pool to drown himself - in an instant Jill dived in and saved him!

    The next day she had a meeting with her doctor and he said he'd got some good news and some bad news for her; the good being that due to her actions by the pool with Jim, it showed that she had reasonable thinking and was of sound mind and therefore she could go home.

    The bad news, he said, was that Jim had hung himself after the incident...!

    Jill said, "oh, he didn't hang himself, I put him up there to dry out... Now when can I go home"?? :?
  2. good one