I came home to find that the wife has had a go at replacing two chipped wall tiles in the kitchen. As yet, she hasn't quite got them off and there are now a further four chipped tiles that need to be replaced. She said that she'd struggled - hardly surprising as Puttees Senior put them on and he didn't intend that they'd be coming off. As I've made my final brew before heading up the wooden hill to Bedfordshire, I've noticed why she's been struggling. SHE'S BEEN USING MY BLOODY WOOD CHISELS! Rather than bouncing her head against the wall to knock some common sense into her, 'cos she'd sulk and make my life a misery for a fortnight, I thought I'd drop a gentle hint about the care and maintenance of wood chisels. Google's my friend and it suggested a site called woodchisel.org. Here's a snippet: Should I just get some new chisels? And a padlock for my toolbox?