carder course

Discussion in 'The Training Wing' started by kingHussars, Dec 28, 2009.

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  1. im looking at doin my carder course nxt month just wundering if any1 can give me any tips on wot to expect??
  2. Hopefully not a spelling test.
  3. What is a carder course?
  4. It's for Gamblers and Card sharps

    Did You mean Cadre ?
  5. 1. No. A cadre is another name for a course. So, that'll be a Course Course then?

    2. A good kicking if you turn up talking like that. Now, go away and learn how to write in English.
  6. No, no, no

    A Carders like a cadre but harder.
  7. I counted 8 errors in the sentence, so I'm with Legs.

    What I'd like two no, is how this mongly account can half existteded since 2006 without a prior comment;.
  8. From what I can tell from his masterpiece of mongness is it has probably taken him three years of banging his grid into the keyboard to come up with that.... same theory as the infinite number of monkeys/keyboards. I expect his next post sometime in June 2013.
  9. Actually, I suspect a glitch, no one that dim could remain silent for so long, I ask the mods to sus the account
  10. I'd bet £5 he's failed already on the CLM side of things.

    Call it a gut feeling.
  11. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    You'll need two sets of fine brushes called carding combs.
    You may scratch yourself on them but don't worry, the lanolin should inhibit any infection.
  12. Shouldn't it be hardre? :) (Not the first time I have heard that, fnarr fnarr!!)