From the telegraph today: "Re: Caravans: the ugly truth Date: 1 August 2004 Sir - Let us hope that the ban on caravans using the outside two lanes of the M5 around Bristol (News, July 31) is the start of a vigorous persecution of these absurd trailers and their ridiculous owners. When they are moving, they hold up the traffic in a thoroughly selfish manner, and when they are parked they are an eyesore. Their contribution to British tourism is marginal, the owners usually fill them up with provisions from their local supermarket before departure and restrict their local shopping to fresh milk and a few eggs. In addition, caravans are environmentally unfriendly and dangerous, given that their inexperienced drivers only rarely take them out on the roads, and then waste thousands of hours of other people's time as we sit watching them wind their snail-like way to the coast. Surely, if we are unable to ban these trailers, we should restrict their movement on the roads to the dead of night." Give that man a LAW and send him to the M5. And the M6, well hell, give him the whole land to stalk and make fire.