Car Related fun

#1
Well with april fools day coming up and a certain mong who loves his car a bit too much im brain-storming for some car-related fun and who better to ask than the NAAFI folk Looking for some imaginative destructive and non-destructive ways to have fun with another persons motor-related pride and joy for sweet sweet revenge??

Already come up with

- Lifting the engine out of the car with a mini crane (alright a bit unrealistic)

-Excretions in the "cold-air induction pipe" (boy racer)

-Dog turds under the seat

-Shite in the exhaust pipe

-a tub of liquidised shite into the windscreen washer fluid container then dirty his windscreen slightly for nice surprise (shame he dont have soft-top)

-Good ole Scouse' Tire stealing

Any more?
 
#2
How about:

Gravel in the hub-caps

Swapping number-plates from front to back or mounting upside down

Removing all light bulbs

Filling tyres with water - a tad tricky!

Swapping pugleads round

Sealing wax in door locks

Remove prop-shaft

Cut brake pipes (OK a bit too far maybe)


Hop these may help
 
#4
More!

Rope or chain round back axle, secured to immovable object (a la 'American Graffiti)

Jack and block car up just off ground so wheels spin

Turn wheels round so they stick out more - maybe Boy Racer will like that?

Paint entire car, wheels, tyres, body, windows, lights etc any colout that takes your fancy - once did this to a blokes mini - went mad!

Fill spare-wheel well with concrete

Replace windscreen wiper blades with emery cloth made to look like the originals

Turn wipers on, switch off ignition with wipers over to wrong side, remove wiper arms and re-position in normal parked position
 
#5
Steal the rear numberplate, stick it over the one on your car, and drive repeatedly and at excess speed past a GATSO near his house.

If you can get a car the same model as his to do it with, so much the better.

Then kill all his family, including pets, and leave the dismembered bodies in his freezer.

Then ring the Police and tell them he has a gun, an axe and a table teg.

And he said one of their Police horses was gay.
 
#7
Lift up car (assuming it's light enough or you can get enough people) and place it between a set of bollards such that he physically can't drive out.
Variation on the theme, pick up, carry and hide around corner. Place kiddie's toy car where his car was.
 
#14
expanding foam up the exhaust pipe twat to find it and hours of endless amusement watching him trying to start his engine some dog sh1t placed on the inside of the handles is also quite funny :D
 
#15
If it's a cold, wet day, get him to collect a box of dry ice from a distant BOC depot. If he doesn't open the windows, he'll collapse from oxygen starvation.
 
#16
Finely chopped 'Old' Mackeral dropped in the air vent 8O - first time fan is turned on it spreads in to the heater etce. Total heater and vent replacement reqd ... :lol:

Empty 3 or four cans of expanding foam sealent in through one of the door seals..... 4 cans should fill the car and it sets well quick :lol: .... available from any good DIY place, trade size from Jewsons...

Phone the VRN to Crime Stoppers with some 'suitable' story aka drug dealing pimp mobile with a boot full of macs ....

Leave car in CO's parking spot outside RHQ as the owner deploys on tour ....

Do some 'Top Gear' driving around the square early monday morning and leave the car in the middle of the skid marks ...... Best done before Regt'l Pde :lol:

Advertise wheels in Sixth Sense at a price not to be sniffed at .... e.bay even better cos you could set up a paypal account in his name ........ then sit back and watch some dodgy dealer from manc try and collect :lol:
 
#17
snapper said:
Advertise wheels in Sixth Sense at a price not to be sniffed at.
This is always a good one, worth using on CO's, RSM's and other notarys. Also fun if you advertise X-Box and PS2 stuff in your local free ads for a realy low price. Make sure you put the mobile/ext number for your victim in the ad...

A less subtle prank would be to curl one off on his bonnet. Nothing like a well formed turd to lighten up April Fools..
 
#18
Pielover said:
snapper said:
Advertise wheels in Sixth Sense at a price not to be sniffed at.
This is always a good one, worth using on CO's, RSM's and other notarys. Also fun if you advertise X-Box and PS2 stuff in your local free ads for a realy low price. Make sure you put the mobile/ext number for your victim in the ad...

A less subtle prank would be to curl one off on his bonnet. Nothing like a well formed turd to lighten up April Fools..
Not quite car-related but if you want to leave him in a world of phone misery, then post a "field report" on www.punternet.co.uk ensuring you leave his mobile number.

Swapping the number plates from round is a guaranteed pull by the plod. I did this to my bezzer when he got married and he got pulled on his way to the airport, ensuring he missed his honeymoon flight. In fairness this was revenge for what he had done to mine... a couple of kilos of dried rice poured into the vents,intakes and the panel gaps along the top of the doors. Took me hours to clean all that lot out. LOL NOT!
 
#20
4 tyres + CO2 fire extinguisher = 4 instantaneous flat tyres with no pucture......

.........never tried reinflating though
 

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