Car keying "artist"

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benjaminw1

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#2
I find the discolouration of black eyes have much to say on the Art of the New as my next exhibition will show.
 
#5
Then I got my degree in Fine Art. I turned to performance art because I found it a much more accessible medium to deliver what I was trying to express.
i.e. it's better than getting a real job, just ask Damien Hirst or Tracey Emin.

*whistling Money for Nothing by Dire Straights as he types*
 
#6
OK, I'm a student and I would kick him. If he came anywhere near my car, I'd turn his face into a piece of art. How is rolling a nut up a street with his nose 'highlighting the financial plight of students'? Insert something about freedom of expression here. And here.
 
#7
Was prob him who did our street last year.... needs a beasting then a kicking, then a beasting, then a kicking.........................
wnaker!
 
#8
I've just been over to the amnesty international sight to look up there top 10 favorite tortures
got some bleach
anyone got some jump leads?
time for a bit of performance art :twisted:
sponsered by an insurance company :eek:
 
#9
So, can we gather that this is now 'art'? In that case, Newcastle is full of 'artists'.

What next? A lottery grant? A baseball capped chav feckwit in an XR2i sat in the HiFi section of Dixons claiming to the coppers 'it aint ram raiding, its art!'. Ah, ok sonny, off you go then............go collect your Turner Prize...
 
#10
the scottish art council said he's more likely to be nicked than get a grant.
now thats weird sensible reaction from the arts council
 
#11
The Lord Flasheart said:
So, can we gather that this is now 'art'? In that case, Newcastle is full of 'artists'.

What next? A lottery grant? A baseball capped chav feckwit in an XR2i sat in the HiFi section of Dixons claiming to the coppers 'it aint ram raiding, its art!'. Ah, ok sonny, off you go then............go collect your Turner Prize...
The chav could then become the next nouveau "installation" - installed at Her Majesty's pleasure that is...The police could then spend the turner Prize money on supplying a few coppers on the pigging street!
 
#12
I bought a brand spanking new Golf GTI a few years back. I had the temerity to park it outside my quarter in Aldershot without informing the local chav population first. Imagine my joy the next morning when I discovered a St George's cross carved into the bonnet. If only I had known that it was not mindless vandalism but "modern fukcing art"

If said artist requires a good depiction of art I would quite willingly turn his swede into a Picasso - with the aid of a high velocity round.

TW*T :evil:
 
#14
But the London performance artist has since admitted the cars were already "keyed" and the photos were "staged
So you just happend to find 50 cars that were already keyyed did you then you knobber!!


What I am intending to do is strap a 27lb turkey to my head and walk backwards for eleven miles, circumnavigating south and central London, I will have a loud hailer, with one of those walkie talkies attached, through which I will be asking fat people to eat less crisps, chips, sausages, hamburgers, pizza and coke and try to eat more salad.
And you are not completely 'insane' .....how??

What an idiot, and the tax payer funds this pillock!!
Should be made to swim the atlantic, whilst carrying 400lb of lead, and no air!!
 
#15
Nothing a wooly sock filled with pound coins wouldn't fix.

"He's a useless sh1te, that boy. Punish him for me Errol."
 
#16
Just a sad little man trying to justify his even sadder existence with "look at me I am important really I am" tactics. Rolling peanuts is art? Keying cars is art?

"Oh oh no no I didn't do it really - some big boys did it and ran away."

W@nker.

I wonder if I brought a digital cam, kicked seven shades of poop out of him, making sure I had a canvas under him would it count as art too?
 
#17
Ah but we've only got his word that it was just a hoax. I think our 'flourescent friends' -- to borrow RTFQ's phrase -- should proceed forthwith. After all, they now have the photographic evidence and since Neue Arbeit have slickly done away with the principle of innocent until proven guilty, can he now prove he didn't key those cars.

I look forward to hearing about his 'emotive engagement' with his new cellmate, who statistically ought to be from a 'black and ethnic minority community' and dung like a honkey. :twisted:
 

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