Car and gates are smashed

So i've reversed the car through the closed gate again! Any helpful words of advice on how to sweeten the blow for when the Mr gets home?
This is why Women shouldn't drive!

Tell him straight away then shag him. And have his favourite tea on the table, fave slippers out and let him have the remote tonight.
blow job followed by 3 different positions and then whilst having after sex smoke tell him then?
what could possibly go wrong after that??
Take him dogging.......

Oh no you can't, because you've crashed the sodding car.
Invite whichever of your mates he fancies round to help you "soften the blow".... Put on a lesbian sex show, invite him to join in...

Then tell him afterwards.

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