Car and gates are smashed

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  1. So i've reversed the car through the closed gate again! Any helpful words of advice on how to sweeten the blow for when the Mr gets home?
     
  2. Priceless performance :p I doubt I have any clean suggestions :cool:
     
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  3. This is why Women shouldn't drive!

    Tell him straight away then shag him. And have his favourite tea on the table, fave slippers out and let him have the remote tonight.
     
  4. let him reverse his cock into your rear passage
     
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  5. A2M always hits the spot.
     
  6. blow job followed by 3 different positions and then whilst having after sex smoke tell him then?
    what could possibly go wrong after that??
     
  7. Other than the making love part i've just to be normal then
     
  8. A2m?
     
  9. Tell him as you was backing up the wind blew the gate and thats how you hit it.

    Then suck him of
     
  10. Take him dogging.......

    Oh no you can't, because you've crashed the sodding car.
     
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  11. Ass to mouth.
     
  12. No chance. If he had put a light at the gate i'd see it was closed
     
  13. Invite whichever of your mates he fancies round to help you "soften the blow".... Put on a lesbian sex show, invite him to join in...

    Then tell him afterwards.
     
  14. If you have to ask, you really don't want to know.... ;P


     
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  15. Annie, did you crash the car whilst posting shite on here, or are your pop socks combusting?