Captions Wanted....

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by threesend, Apr 30, 2011.

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  1. This photo has to be one of the best taken yesterday of the Royal Wedding....

    So captions wanted...

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  2. What photo?
  3. <scratch that>
  4. edited for being a mong - totally forgot to upload the image!
  5. Wouldn't you prefer a sausage roll?
  6. "While you didn't say 'obey' during the vows, thats exactly what you'll do. It's not going to suck itself, Princess."
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  7. "The royal penis is clean" (from the movie coming to america)
  8. thats right suck the crown, work the scepter, cup the orbs

    (watch tropic thunder)
  9. ''No, let her watch.''
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  10. Don't cover your ears.... You heard me. The Royal prostate needs milking!
  11. One of her new royal duties included ............
  12. "Very nice of you, Kate, but a kiss on the mouth is more traditional while in public..."
  13. The new Duchess of Cambridge showed her inexperience in royal protocol by taking the meaning of "blowjob" just a little too literally....
  14. [​IMG]

    "Look see! It doesn't make a sound, so whatever your daddy said to you when you saw him was playing your brother, it's not a flute!"
  15. When you've finished send Pippa to my room.........