Captions Wanted....

#1
This photo has to be one of the best taken yesterday of the Royal Wedding....

So captions wanted...
 

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#4
edited for being a mong - totally forgot to upload the image!
 
#5
Wouldn't you prefer a sausage roll?
 
#6
"While you didn't say 'obey' during the vows, thats exactly what you'll do. It's not going to suck itself, Princess."
 
#7
"The royal penis is clean" (from the movie coming to america)
 
#8
thats right suck the crown, work the scepter, cup the orbs

(watch tropic thunder)
 
#10
Don't cover your ears.... You heard me. The Royal prostate needs milking!
 
#11
One of her new royal duties included ............
 
#13
This photo has to be one of the best taken yesterday of the Royal Wedding....

So captions wanted...
The new Duchess of Cambridge showed her inexperience in royal protocol by taking the meaning of "blowjob" just a little too literally....
 
#14


"Look see! It doesn't make a sound, so whatever your daddy said to you when you saw him was playing your brother, it's not a flute!"
 
#16
"Don't look at me like that young lady...you're next!"
 
#18
We've been married 10 minutes and you're whining already. Just fucking swallow it or piss off.
 
#20
That's it you Commoner bee ytach who's the daddy, who's the DADDY???
 
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