Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by DRIVER_B_III_RASC, Dec 8, 2006.
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"That's it love, get your arse over. This'll teach them not to let their cat sh!t in our garden"
Be careful, I am pre-menstral and I had guinness last night!!
(Just a thought - where is she hiding the legs of lamb.)
I've heard the expression "To sit on the fence" but never "To sh*t on the fence"!
Woman has problem returning the two legs of lamb that she had hidden about her person.
"Does my arrse look big in this?"
We have a winner
Now THAT's comedy
Bloke in blue shirt 'So thats where my kebab disappeared to'
Guy on the phone to ops room.
"Are we missing any fish 'cos I think she may be hiding some"
Bloke on the phone:
'Hello, is that the ambulance service?'
'I called for an ambulance just now 'cos my wife's contractions had started'
'Yes sir, it'll be with you in 5 mins'
'No, cancel it. She gave birth on the garden fence'
What?! Is the baby ok?'
'Dunno, it's in next-door's garden'
With reference to this...
"That'll teach you to post my rubbish back through my letterbox!â
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