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Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by DRIVER_B_III_RASC, Dec 8, 2006.

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  1. From here:

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    "That's it love, get your arse over. This'll teach them not to let their cat sh!t in our garden"
     
  2. Be careful, I am pre-menstral and I had guinness last night!!


    (Just a thought - where is she hiding the legs of lamb.)
     
  3. I've heard the expression "To sit on the fence" but never "To sh*t on the fence"!
     
  4. shti!!!
     
  5. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    Woman has problem returning the two legs of lamb that she had hidden about her person.
     
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    "Does my arrse look big in this?"
     
  8. We have a winner

    Now THAT's comedy :D :judge:
     
  9. Agreed!
     
  10. Bloke in blue shirt 'So thats where my kebab disappeared to'
     
  11. Guy on the phone to ops room.

    "Are we missing any fish 'cos I think she may be hiding some"
     
  12. Bloke on the phone:

    'Hello, is that the ambulance service?'

    'Yes sir'

    'I called for an ambulance just now 'cos my wife's contractions had started'

    'Yes sir, it'll be with you in 5 mins'

    'No, cancel it. She gave birth on the garden fence'

    What?! Is the baby ok?'

    'Dunno, it's in next-door's garden'

    'Oh, ok....'
     
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  14. With reference to this...

    "That'll teach you to post my rubbish back through my letterbox!”
     
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