Captions please

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by stevehopkins, Dec 2, 2009.

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    Looks like R Kelly was right after all......... he CAN fly, his missus was growing tired of his showing off though
  2. Black magic.
  3. Tripod Terry was really looking forward to hitting the sack
  4. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    Although she regretted eating the curry she was even more upset that her husband found it amusing
  5. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    ".............and then she sat down."
  6. Unfortunately he'd flicked "suck" instead of "blow" on the aircon controls.
  7. Lenny Henry's adult Premier Inn advert.
  8. Remember, lads: it's not rape if you shout SURPRISE!!!
  9. She cried, as flatulence said goodbye to another boyfriend.
  10. Her tears flowed as "No More Nails" failed the final test...
  11. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    "Can you get a wine glass and catch it? Throw it in the garden. I hate them, but dont kill it. All right?"
  12. chrisg46

    chrisg46 LE Book Reviewer

    My caption for this one -

    "Oh hokey cokey cokey cokey!"

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  13. "Fatty, fatty, fatty, fatty, fatty..."

    Black Superman was a cnut after a few hours in the NAAFI.
  14. Loooooser!!

    except she's doing the loser sign backwards.