Captions Needed

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by SlimeyToad, Jun 5, 2009.

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  1. Got to be some nifty captions for this one....

    "Oh, do the Hokey Cokey"

  2. Jesus gives a cringe worthy performance on this weeks, Messiahs Got Talent.
  3. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Jesus finds out he is going to the higher pay band.
  4. I am The Lord of The Dance said He.
  5. They were so ashamed - their little sister had decided to join the Navy. But with no tits to speak of, a faster-growing beard than any bloke ever known and a penchant for dancing the Hornpipe, there was no way they could consider allowing her to join the family regiment.
  6. Holes in hands, holes in feet.
    It's hard to juggle a Peanut Treat.
  7. Try as they might they still couldn't get the hang of throwing a javelin.
  8. BuggerAll

    BuggerAll LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    The morning after the Corporals Mess Toga Party, one of the cnuts is still p1ssed and hasn't managed to get changed yet.