Caption time!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Kirkz, May 5, 2012.

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  1. Posted here because you can't get the banter in the Int Cell!
    Let the fun begin!

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  2. 'mixing with ethnics worked for George. I love you ethnics, vote for me I'll get you watch, say your name in Arabic '
  3. "Ed, I bit my wrists so I can diiiiie nnnnuuurrrggghhhhh"

    (With apologies to Silence of the Lambs)
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  4. "Fuck off! Even I know those aren't ladyfingers!"
  5. The Labour leader didn't know it but he was thinking along the same lines as the voter.
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  6. So would that be CockEd?
  7. No, thank you. No, really, I'd really rather not smell your... Jesus Christ!!
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  8. "The chin behind me said "Egg Fried Rice" not "Egg Fly High" you fucking retard."

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  9. Oy, vatch der schmutter you goniff!
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  10. May the 4th be with you
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  11. For my next impression... Michael Portillo.
  12. The Sun banner above the photo with... GOTCHA!
  13. Oi Grommit, I asked for Wensleydale cheese
  14. MMmmMMmmmm cracking cheese Gromit, is it Stinking Bishop?