Caption Contest!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by spike7451, Jul 2, 2006.

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  1. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP RIP

    OK,So Englang got stuffed & there are a lot of soe heads out there.
    So,to lighten the mood- :p

    "Mind telling us your name soldier?"

    " Er,Hubba hubba...."

    * I know he's a marine before you point it out! I have a hangover too!!! :cry:

    Whoops! Did'nt notice the crown till after posted! Maybe he's Canadian? :oops:

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  2. Pox_Dr

    Pox_Dr LE

    Is that the new Jessica Rabbit with anal stimulator or the Doc Johnson Hop'n Rabbit Stroker either way can I use it after you!!
  3. 58_Pattern

    58_Pattern War Hero

    Would you like a salty tadpole gargle love ?
  4. A_Knocker_Till_The_End

    A_Knocker_Till_The_End LE Moderator

    "excuse me miss can you tell duncan goodheew & yul brynner that i'll get the beers in"
  5. A_Knocker_Till_The_End

    A_Knocker_Till_The_End LE Moderator

    far better set of tits than "bush & Blair" BUT nowhere near as near as big tits as them !!!!
  6. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Urgle, gurgle, drool, drool, (Thinks - Hope the wife dosen't see this picture)
  7. Tilbake

    Tilbake Old-Salt

    “So it’s dead dangerous then? Cos like you’re always lookin’ out for Booby Traps an’ that…….Wot?.......Wot’s ev’ryone laffin’ for?”
  8. Cloggie

    Cloggie LE

    Ignore them....ignore them....ignore them...................aaarghh..feck me!!!!!! :twisted:
  9. Cuddles

    Cuddles LE

    I think he 's Dutch...

    "I would be winning this relay race if you got your fat foot of mine!"
  10. A_Knocker_Till_The_End

    A_Knocker_Till_The_End LE Moderator

    i see no cap !!!!
  11. Dutch, Canadian, Outer Mongolian. Who cares? That's a cracking set of chebs.

    Though my guess is Canadian. It looks like he's standing in front of a LAV 25.
  12. Tilbake

    Tilbake Old-Salt

    "Shho'........ ash a speshul preshent from de people of Gouda, I'sh got two cheeshes for you, if only you can guessh where I'sh hidden dem"
  13. He's a Canadian wobbly - FMR by the looks of it. If so he's probably saying "Mon deiu! Regardez le chebois on that!"
  14. Lepus

    Lepus LE

    "I only asked for a dance love, no need to get the rape alarm off"
  15. "He's looking at my top bollox again, isn't he?"