Caption Contest time

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by ugly, Sep 11, 2008.

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  1. ugly

    ugly LE Moderator

    Best one, the one that gets me weeing can either have a hand grenade in the post or a days stalking in Sussex.

    I'll kick off with;
    [​IMG]
    "Hello I'm The Iron Lady, are you Ugly?"
     
  2. I have this small bearded thing growing out of my ear.........
     
  3. What you Fecking looking at!

    or

    Local turkey gets taken to the slaughter house, ready for Christmas dinner!
     
  4. Lady Thatcher, can you take your finger out my arrse now please?
     
  5. "and still the best man for the job."


    Barness T to assembled mil types, "Fire up the lads , lets sort out the western desert for all time, Who's with me?"
     
  6. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    "Er Mr Ugly,Your Spainial's humping my leg"
     
  7. [​IMG]

    "Ugly can't you persuade your mate to delay his game of arrows mate"

    "He says Ok soon as he's got a double"
     
  8. Look into my eyes,look into my eyes... not around the eyes... in the eyes.



    The lady is for turning..........................the milk sour.
     
  9. Spanish_Dave

    Spanish_Dave LE Good Egg (charities)

    Fcuk not another voddy :wink:
     
  10. "Ugly! I do not care what turns you on, This lady is not for turning"
     
  11. Baroness T: Sorry your name was........ pretty

    Ugly: Ugly M'lady

    Baroness T: memory going am afraid, One is sure I had a Sjt slingsby pin
    this morning on the dresser.

    Ugly: Have mine M'lady only costs a few pounds sterling.
     
  12. Lady T shows of the pearl necklace that Ugly gave her
     
  13. The lady's not for GURNING
     
  14. Lady T steps out with the new Mr T ............DAMN FOOL!!!!!!!!
     
  15. Nehustan

    Nehustan On ROPs

    "No one seems to have noticed she's dead, but keep that perfume handy Frank, she's starting to pen and ink."