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LE
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#1
Best one, the one that gets me weeing can either have a hand grenade in the post or a days stalking in Sussex.

I'll kick off with;

"Hello I'm The Iron Lady, are you Ugly?"
 
#2
I have this small bearded thing growing out of my ear.........
 
#4
Lady Thatcher, can you take your finger out my arrse now please?
 
#5
"and still the best man for the job."


Barness T to assembled mil types, "Fire up the lads , lets sort out the western desert for all time, Who's with me?"
 
#8
Look into my eyes,look into my eyes... not around the eyes... in the eyes.



The lady is for turning..........................the milk sour.
 
#11
Baroness T: Sorry your name was........ pretty

Ugly: Ugly M'lady

Baroness T: memory going am afraid, One is sure I had a Sjt slingsby pin
this morning on the dresser.

Ugly: Have mine M'lady only costs a few pounds sterling.
 
#16
Paddy cursed himself silly when he realised that instead of smuggling a grenade up his arse as an assasination plot, it was MDN's gerbil that he'd inserted before leaving the house.
 
#18
Listen in, you one eyed cnut, WTF have you done to my pension
 
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