Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by rukowski, Jan 8, 2006.

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  1. Oi Barrymore, you been putting your fags out in the pool again?

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  2. Sorry lads; I haven't seen you're hampster.

  3. Oh OK, you can have a reacharound as well ...
  4. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    "Ere,Barrymore! Wanna strike it lucky???"
  5. We hear you've been ripping the arrse out of it with your pool-parties again ?
  6. wotcha, is that a gun mate? awight? awight? aintcha ain't pleased to see me then? wotcha.. at least swallow then! awight?
  7. Hi Mr Barrymore we are from the spam closet dry bumming club and we`re having a pool party... we wondered ...
  8. go on, search my trousers
  9. no, honestly lads, thats not a gun in my pocket.
  10. Soldier 1 "Yes I will give you a gobble if you lead us to Galloway"
  11. Listen buddy there is no place called "Al Wight" on our maps...
  12. Aw right boys, take a ticket and wait for yer number to be called, right then, who's got number 69???!!
  13. I've come along way to drink a cocktail round your pool, now recommend me for promotion!
  14. We are your firing squad!
  15. we were heard you were having a pool party so we came dressed for the occasion.