Caption Contest - David Cameron

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Auld-Yin, Jul 5, 2011.

Welcome to the Army Rumour Service, ARRSE

The UK's largest and busiest UNofficial military website.

The heart of the site is the forum area, including:

  1. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    This pic from the Sun, lifted from another thread, is crying out for a caption competition.

    Cameron.jpg

    If I hear a request for helicopters again....................

    or

    No, I did not sit on your last promotion board.
     
  2. Fucking hell why did you do that?
     
  3. "No, hang on a minute...it'll come to me. You guys are Army right? No? Royal Navy? No? RAF? And this thing in the front is female? Really? Honestly, I couldn't tell..."
     
  4. "What do you mean Bravo_Bravo isn't here?!?! I was assured that he would be"
     
    • Like Like x 6
  5. "Right! Who threw that?!"
     
    • Like Like x 1
  6. Fucks sake, where did you fuckers misplace that 700 million worth of assets?
     
    • Like Like x 1
  7. FORMER_FYRDMAN

    FORMER_FYRDMAN LE Book Reviewer

    Hello Prime Minister, did you know the RAF Regiment is one of the Big Three?
     
  8. So you are Tropper.....it is all clear now.
     
    • Like Like x 2
  9. ...And if you propose any more cuts I'll do it again!
     
  10. "Sorry Mr Prime Minister. I know you wanted to meet some soldiers however they're all busy soldiering. You'll have to get your photo taken with us Remfs instead."
     
  11. "I'm going to need a notebook to write all these Subway orders down"
     
  12. H3

    H3 LE

    FFS .......RSM , I've spent all that dosh so they could wear it out and down !!!!!!
     
  13. "I knew I shouldn't have drunk that glass of milk that Murdoch gave me"
     
  14. Shit, I forgot to arrange for a neighbour to feed Nick whislt I'm away!
     
    • Like Like x 1
  15. HHH

    HHH LE

    David Cameron; Let me get this straight, you want me to use the development money to build the RAF a hotel, right ?