Caption Contest - David Cameron

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Auld-Yin, Jul 5, 2011.

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  1. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    This pic from the Sun, lifted from another thread, is crying out for a caption competition.


    If I hear a request for helicopters again....................


    No, I did not sit on your last promotion board.
  2. Fucking hell why did you do that?
  3. "No, hang on a'll come to me. You guys are Army right? No? Royal Navy? No? RAF? And this thing in the front is female? Really? Honestly, I couldn't tell..."
  4. "What do you mean Bravo_Bravo isn't here?!?! I was assured that he would be"
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  5. "Right! Who threw that?!"
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  6. Fucks sake, where did you fuckers misplace that 700 million worth of assets?
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    FORMER_FYRDMAN LE Book Reviewer

    Hello Prime Minister, did you know the RAF Regiment is one of the Big Three?
  8. So you are is all clear now.
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  9. ...And if you propose any more cuts I'll do it again!
  10. "Sorry Mr Prime Minister. I know you wanted to meet some soldiers however they're all busy soldiering. You'll have to get your photo taken with us Remfs instead."
  11. "I'm going to need a notebook to write all these Subway orders down"
  12. H3

    H3 LE

    FFS .......RSM , I've spent all that dosh so they could wear it out and down !!!!!!
  13. "I knew I shouldn't have drunk that glass of milk that Murdoch gave me"
  14. Shit, I forgot to arrange for a neighbour to feed Nick whislt I'm away!
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  15. HHH

    HHH LE

    David Cameron; Let me get this straight, you want me to use the development money to build the RAF a hotel, right ?