Caption Compo - Top Man's New T Shirts for Blokes

Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by loyalbuddy, Apr 4, 2012.

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  1. Have you seen the new TOP MAN T shirts just out lad? PC brigade reporting them to Advertising Standards.

    Follow link below and insert your captions for

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  2. Negligent-Discharge

    Negligent-Discharge LE Book Reviewer

    Linky doesn't work on my steam driven piece of kit....
     
  3. So, you work for Top Man and you're hoping to boost your flagging T shirt sales then?
     
  4. إن شاء الله

    :)
     
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  5. It's the Grauniad having a whinge about something. Seriously, they need to get a hobby - it's just boring the tits off me.
     
  6. Sorry lads -the T shirts read;-

    The two Topman T-shirts that have today kicked up an internet storm read "Nice New Girlfriend: What Breed Is She?"; while the other, in violent pillarbox-red, lists a series of excuses for an apparent act of domestic smacking, including "You provoked me" and "I was drunk".
     
  7. And there was I sat here thinking I was on the JOKES

    PAY ATTENTION TO THE TITLE, YOU HORRIBLE LITTLE MAN!!!
     
  8. So, dull as fuck then?