Caption competition

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Blogg, Nov 14, 2007.

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  1. Prize: SFA. But you know it makes sense, even if you feel slightly soiled.
  2. Des - "I wish she would stop talking bollox"
  3. Des thinking......

    "Being Defence secretary is a bit like making love to a beautiful woman.....mmmmmm....... wo-man"

  4. ugly

    ugly LE Moderator

    Gary Glitter!
  5. "I wonder what that bitch tastes like"
  6. The woman in a trench coat sat behind Des ...

    "See look, the tattoo on the back of his head clearly says 'Nazi Skins'".
  7. "I wonder if she knows im wearing her undies"
  8. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    "Yeah b!tch, talk away, I'm going to love watching you fall!"
  9. "If that camera moves a bit lower they will see my c*ck in my hand"
  10. Good call Dave the Ape!

    Our part-time Defence Minister manages to show off his glove puppetry skills to an appreciative audience. Confirmation at last that government ministers work better with a hand up their arrse.

    Can I share a cab please?!
  11. Swiss Des - Thank God there is someone in this shabby excuse for an administration that makes me look good.


    The three biggest tits in the government at the Despatch box at the same time. (Left, right and Splif)
  12. I wonder if she takes it up the shitter?
  13. Des sat at an important commons meeting.

    Des thinking ...

    "I wonder if i've left the oven on".
  14. Des thinking:

    Like that? Big angry cock... right up your arse?!! Huh!
  15. Des:
    Its not terry's its mine