Discussion in 'RAC' started by BarceBandit, Aug 28, 2007.
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"I was walking down the Basra Road and this Rag-Top"!!
At 1st I was afraid, I was pertrified.............
It's the way he tells em.
Honest, Danni does suck like a Dyson
"Danni wanted me, I got this arm in upto the elbow"
And behind you is my manager, General Sir . . .
MMM looks familiar me thinks.
"Tanks fer the memories........"
"Thank you, I'll be here for 22 (if the singing career goes tits up)...."
Can you hear me at the back
Third man in, last row.... STAND STILL
One day they will realise my potential.
Now then lads run along and join your mates.
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers etc
Welcome to range 9
About turn,,if you look down range........
Every crap comic should have one - laughter guaranteed
(sings)Oh-oh-oh, now I'm back, back on the chain gun!
Edited to add apologies to the Pretenders!
... I will now pass around the collection plate. To the scouscers in the crowd, the 30mm cannon is loaded and will be pointing at you.
"....and then they made me wipe my arrse with this hand!"
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