Caption Competition

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Gassing_Badgers, Jan 3, 2006.

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  1. Whilst perusing the "Have you ever considered doing anyone 'Special'?" thread (for educational purposes), I stumbled upon this:


    Surely worthy of a caption competition?
  2. Trooper to horse
    "Told you I could smell fish"
  3. Horse = so thats a cnut

    and i thought the thing on my back was one.
  4. Horse: What does www mean?
  5. Tpr - "I know which pony I'd prefer to be feeding"
  6. Trooper to horse
    "I´ll give you an apple if you lick her faNNy now!
  7. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    Horse: She's all yours mate -even I wouldn't
  8. Trooper laughing
    Some fcukers going to be in deep shite for letting that nag out the stable
  9. Tpr: I've got shinier and higher FMB's that you....

    I'll get my coat :?
  10. Trooper: "I'll take the old mare in for a hosedown...and then I'll stable the horse."
  11. Wow I would like to saddle her up and ride her all the way back to knightsbridge