Caption Competition

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by 1Windy1, Dec 23, 2005.

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  1. This, apparently, is crocodile cage diving.

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  2. "Anya decided that her Marine Biologist Holiday was not a well thought out plan. Although, sacrificing herself would ensure the Crocodile would not need to eat for seven years".
  3. "Trevor concluded that deep fat frying was definitely the way forward."
  4. The people of san quentan de la atabile thought that, for a change, the god of water wouldn't be happy with a young nubile virgin, just as winter was kicking in.

    Bella was hence dispatched.
  5. Being Americans, the people of Miami took the new craze for chicken in a basket to new levels
  6. PETA insist on proper protection for crocodiles.....
  7. Nehustan

    Nehustan On ROPs

    [align=center]'A Day at the zoo.'Crocodylus acutus observes Homo sapiens


    'It's not boil in the bag...but it'll do'[/align]
  8. " I don't think much of the new water disinfectant. Smells like pork"
  9. "New army swim test for female personel provokes anger amongst animal rights protesters."
  10. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    "where did I put the tin opener?"
  11. "The reptiles stared at each other until the cage containing Mrs Blair was taken out of the water."
  12. Im not eating that think of the cholestarol (speeeeling)
  13. 'Fat cow and crocodile'
  14. The crocidile. "FFS don't let the fat munter out, she'll eat me within seconds".
  15. :lol: :lol: :lol:

    Nice one!