Caption competition

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by whiffler, Sep 27, 2005.

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  1. Inspired by the photo of Cindie's smile in today's Torygraph, but having to run with a more innocent version from the electronic Daily Telegraph site.

    I offer something musical - "Gone fishing" by Dean Martin
  2. Cindy to copper: "I bet you feel a cnut doing that!"
  3. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Cindy to copper: Will that not make your pistol rusty?
  4. Schoolboy favourite:

    Cop: Ever been caught by the fuzz?

    CS: No, but I've been swung round by the t**s

  5. i think i've lost my watch
  6. policeman: "gottle of geer gottle of geer"

    other policeman " i can see your lips moving"

    cindy "i'm not sirgrised dis gunts goddis arm up me flange"
  7. US Authorities intensify the hunt for Bin Laden.
  8. ''I was right Guv, she is a bird''
  9. I think the bloke at the back is Len Fairlclough (late of Coronation Street) famed for being a kiddy fiddler. He's saying to the the cop on left: " Thats it lad, if you pull your finger out she'll sink. Now lets get over to the swimming pool"