Caption competition

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Ord_Sgt, Jul 14, 2005.

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  1. Ord_Sgt

    Ord_Sgt RIP

    Damn I didn't realise it was a gay party

  2. It never fails. As soon as you mention committment and relationship they p1ss off!
  3. Do you think anyone will notice I forgot my clothes?
  4. Generous? she'd not only give you the shirt off her back...
  5. Oh! A " Come as you are" party.. I thought they said " Come as a Gwar!" party...
  6. Y'know........maybe I should have gone for the full sex-change operation after all.
  7. The SBD was more effective than Doris first realised......
  8. what do you mean this isn't a dream?
  9. "Well, what d'you expect? They're more interested in riding each others' choppers!"


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  10. "does my bum look big in this?"
  11. "No matter how hard she tried, Gillian was never anyone's Bezzer"
  12. The 2005 Visually Impaired Hell's Angels Convention
  13. J_D

    J_D LE

    She always said she'd do anything for a worthersoriginal!
  14. Sh1t-It's my round-wonder where I'll put my change
  15. whats wrong with charging £100 for a blow-job? im a classy chick you know!