Caption competition

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Ord_Sgt, Jun 25, 2005.

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  1. Ord_Sgt

    Ord_Sgt RIP

    Any good ones for this?

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  2. 'Look!, I know we ain't got bombs, but I tell ya, this'll work!'
     
  3. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Fecking Movers told us to wait out here.
     
  4. First that bottle, now this. I told you the Gods must be crazy.
     
  5. Great, its fcuking Geldof and Bono again. I suppose mowing a some of us down would mean a few more private jets for the President.
     
  6. Oi reckon all the "indigenous african people" are holding pieces of rope..so

    " Come on Jamal , pull harder or we'll all be dining at Allah's banquet tonight"

    There you go 3 racist stereotypes in one post !
     
  7. The South African take on the popular BBC programme 'One man and His Dog' was given a new lease of life in the Transvaal.
     
  8. ViroBono

    ViroBono LE Moderator

    Geldof arrives in Africa, neatly creating Dead 8
     
  9. Passengers on the new Soweto to Stanstead flight, complained bitterly about the pre flight services.
     
  10. ViroBono

    ViroBono LE Moderator

    The Lads from Lagos learned that scamming ARRSERs on Ebay was a bad idea...
     
  11. " OK Paddy, when we get along side, clip that big bugger with the door...."
     
  12. ViroBono

    ViroBono LE Moderator

    It didn't take long for the asylum seekers to realise that this was going to be slightly more difficult than Eurotunnel...
     
  13. Hitch Hiking was still in its infancy in the suburbs of Nairobi.
     
  14. ''Well it worked with that cnut and the tank in China!''
     
  15. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Choc's away!