Caption Competition.

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by GunnersQuadrant, May 9, 2002.

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  1. GunnersQuadrant

    GunnersQuadrant LE Moderator

    Its time to start a new thread and update it every three or four days.

    Just put down your post for us all to read and please keep them short.

    The winner get the satisfaction of being a smug bugger for a few days knowing they have out humoured their ARRSE peers.  Or i will pluck a name out of my ARRSE.  Heres the first one.....

  2. "Bubbly curvaceous, lingerie-clad red-head, GSOH, non-smoker, 36-22-34, enjoys laundry, ironing, cooking, polishing boots, discussing football and giving oral sex.....  seeks soldier for casual relationship."

    That should do. Now I'll just click send.  Should give me and the other sisters some laughs when the reponses roll in!
  3. How about:

    'The problem was that we could only see one of her hands as she browsed'

    Clean enough?
  4. Police fear a new onslought by cyber-terrorists


    "oh, young man!" :)
  5. GunnersQuadrant

    GunnersQuadrant LE Moderator

    FS, you can go into smug mode for a little while as  yours was the best this time.     Here is the next one (i know the first one was a little lame

    "Following this years RMP crack down at Twickenham, the forces more adventurous members find other Tri service events to prove their boldness".
  6. Captain_Crusty

    Captain_Crusty War Hero Reviewer Book Reviewer

    This is becoming a running joke.


    Police chase that elusive hole in one.


    (I don't know why I even bothered!)
  7. I like your style crusty...

    Reminds me of the old gag...

    'A strange hole has been spotted in Wentworth.  Police are looking into it'
  8. following the ease by which professional golfers are finding courses, officials try something new to spice things up..................
  9. Some Golfers wait their whole life to get a hole in one....


    .. prank goes wrong when streaker hears Julian Cleary is trying to get a whole in one
  10. Captain_Crusty

    Captain_Crusty War Hero Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Policeman: Do you reckon we should use a wood or an iron?
    Steward: No, I think a wedge will do...


    Who's going to stick the flag back in the hole?
  11. "Now I've heard of crazy golf, but this is just plain silly."


    "I don't care if i's cheaper than buying land, this is not what I meant when I asked to add a hole to the course!"


    Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, its an ARRSE hole!

    Sorry, had to be done :).
  12. GunnersQuadrant

    GunnersQuadrant LE Moderator


  13. "On hearing that the rubber pipes were filled with beer, the fitter section decide to investigate."
  14. Due to cutbacks on the latest anti-tank missile program, soldiers in Caterick try a more cost cutting alternative.
  15. "Come on lads, I know I've dropped my egg banjo in here somewhere...."