Top photo: "Tell me Marine, I've just talked to that skate next to you and I can't work out if it was an iPod or if he was just pleased to see me"....Marine relipes " It was an iPod, no fcuker's pleased to see you, now do one"
Bottom Photo: "Guardsman, is it..." reply....cuts Bliar short with "FECK OFF!!"
Marine: Love the wife's hat Sir, is it a tribute to the Pashtun headware worn by local Afghan villages and in support of our valient efforts in Helmand province?"
Broon: "No son, she's just no fucking dress sense"
Bliar: "What the fuck are you doing here, I thought I send you all to Iraq?"